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Friday Maki Word Association Thread

#242
flakeh said:
family portrait.
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I remember finding a family portrait in the trash when I was living in Newport while going to UCI. I made a painting of it. I gave them all fros and put eyeballs in weird places. It was a lot of fun. Then I met this sexy korean chick on campus. She was a fine arts major. Needless to say, I dragged back to my house and humped the living hell out of her. While we were lounging around between sessions she discovered some of my artwork, that piece included. She talked me into displaying my art into an art show on campus. Some rich dude from Irvine ended up buying that piece. I sold it for a hundred bucks. True story. She liked her hair pulled too.
 
#243
HollowBassman said:
shingles
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Shingles always reminds me of roofs. Especially the roofs of the buddhist temples in Japan. If you look closely, they often have yin and yang symbols etched on the support posts. Amazing intricacy. There are so many hot asian Japanese chicks at these places. They're all over the place in their uncomfortable high heel shoes, ridiculously short skirts, dropping things and bending over to pick them up over and over again. It might as well been a fully interactive soft core porn shot.
 
#250
Bass Junkie said:
Bettery.
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I'm assuming you meant batteries. I remember hooking up a sexy little asian honey that used to like to be pleasured by a battery operated device in second input. It didn't really matter what input it was as long as both were secured. I found this kind of pleasurable as well because I could feel it vibrating in there. Once the batteries ran out so I improvised with a cucumber.
 
#251
MakiSupaStar said:
I'm assuming you meant batteries. I remember hooking up a sexy little asian honey that used to like to be pleasured by a battery operated device in second input. It didn't really matter what input it was as long as both were secured. I found this kind of pleasurable as well because I could feel it vibrating in there. Once the batteries ran out so I improvised with a cucumber.
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...It astounds me that you're a school teacher.

In a good way. :D

Trigonometry.
 
#252
HollowBassman said:
snowplow
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This is something that I'm pretty unfamiliar with being from California. I do remember going to Utah to snowboard while in college. There was a group of us in a van. I was in the back with a couple of other chicks. Sitting beside me was this girl who was a mix of chinese and swedish. The other chick sitting in the back seat had fallen asleep. It was dumping snow, and the only lane open was following directly behind snowplow. We were literally crawling about 10 mph. She ended up putting her head in my lap pretending to fall asleep. One thing led to another and and suddenly our mini van turned into a hummer. That was the beginning of a fun trip. Including me tagging her and her friend at the same time. Her friend however was not asian. ;)
 
#253
mjolnir said:
...It astounds me that you're a school teacher.

In a good way. :D

Trigonometry.
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Trigonometry always reminds me of Flash Actionscript. The logic that goes into Flash is very similar to trigonometry. When I worked for an animation company called Icebox, there was a sexy little producer that worked on one the shows that I was doing some asset repurposing for. We all used to drink margaritas in the office on Fridays at 5 no matter where we were with our work. Well myself and this little korean girl who was a producer for the show, got drunk. We ended up going off into a side offices and jumping on each other like a couple of monkeys. I tapped her several times after that until she tried to have a serious talk with me about how we should stop in order to be "professional". I laughed my head off and tapped her again a couple of days later. Eventually the company collapsed and we all went our own ways.
 
#256
MakiSupaStar said:
I'm assuming you meant batteries. I remember hooking up a sexy little asian honey that used to like to be pleasured by a battery operated device in second input. It didn't really matter what input it was as long as both were secured. I found this kind of pleasurable as well because I could feel it vibrating in there. Once the batteries ran out so I improvised with a cucumber.
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HAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!
 
#259
mjolnir said:
...All of them? :eek:

Cremation.
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I know cremation means something totally different, but when I was a kid, I used to think the choice was to rot in a grave or to get cremated, which I thought was something involving a lot of whipped cream. Generally I'm not a huge fan of whipped cream, because it tends to make this sticky in places you don't want things sticking. This doesn't mean I haven't had fun with whipped cream. A little Filipina chick I was hitting, insisted on playing with whipped cream. I put it everywhere, including squirting a puff up her output. This chick had a body I would eat lunch off of. Like a good boy I licked it all up too. Then we took a bath together.
 

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