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Friday Maki Word Association Thread
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Pinesol is used to wax wood. I wax my wood regularly. Most of the time I run through the old memory bank spank and think of asian chicks.
My wife is everything my mom is not. My mom is loud, overbearing, bossy, and opinionated. My wife is submissive and sexy and asian.
Hot corn on the cob is just awesome with butter. I like to put so much butter on there that it just melts off in a nice greasy clumpy ooze. I like to smear my corn on the cob all around the puddle of butter so that it gets all over the entire length of corn on the cob. The aforementioned methods also apply after I've gotten a sexy asian chick all buttery.
There is a local bar around here called The Harp Inn. I've played a gig there. While I was playing there there was a couple of sexy korean chicks hanging out and having fun. One thing led to another after out set, so we ended up another bar called The Quiet Woman, which is such a suitable name when you're with a couple of sexy asian ladies. Well little did I know, but this bar is actually a Cougar bar, where the older ladies like to pick out their boy toys for the evening. Well, this one ginger haired Irish lady, who was very sexy by all standards, kind of took a liking to myself the korean girl I was partying with. So one thing led to another again, and we ended up at this cougar's pad in Laguna. She wanted to play with us, and watch us play together. Well I was down, but the Korean girl was a little hesitant, because she and I hadn't even hooked up yet. So we all got naked in this ginger cougar's hot tub (yes she was ginger all over) and continued our cocktails. There was some fondling, some finger-made dipsticks checking the old oil levels, if you were, and I might have even had a happy ending in there too, can't really remember. All I remember is that the korean girl took up. I hit the ginger cougar, never saw her again, and then hit the korean girl the following weekend.
USB stands for universal serial bus, and it was originally designed so that there was a universal interface between devices across different OS platforms. I consider all the interface I had with chicks that weren't asian applies universally when interfacing with the asian platform.
Not a lot you can do with twelve day old trout. It's at this point that I feed it to my neighbor's pussy cat. Pussy cat's like fish. It's really their daughter's cat that my neighbors take care of while their daughter goes to college. She's Korean. I like stroking her. She's nice and soft. I'm not a big fan of cats though.
Little did you know that NASA is an acronym. It's actual a sigh, because sometimes it's tough being Maki. I see a sexy asian chick, and I sigh NASA which stands for Not Another Sexy Asian. Now I'm committed and obligated to try and hit on that. There are so many sexy asian chicks you only live once.
You truly have a gift!
I got just one more, ...its a bit of a softball:
Pig's feet
(We know you're not a proud man
)
I got just one more, ...its a bit of a softball:
Pig's feet
(We know you're not a proud man
)
Pigs feet are cloven. Other animals with a cloven foot are moose and camels. This makes me think of moose knuckles and camel toes. This makes me think of sexy asian chicks in tight panties.
:scowl:
