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Froot Loops - Warning Contains Graphic Content!

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CrashClint

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Ok, so I woke up the other morning really hungry. I looked in the cabinet and my wife had bought Froot Loops. So I filled a large bowl full and ate them. Well, when I pooped later that day, it was green. It seems as though the dye in the cereal caused me to poop in color. :eek:
 
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No. That is caused by decreased "bowel transit time".
You hadn't completly digested your food before it progressed through your system and you took a crap...the bacteria in yer intestine wasn't finished with it yet or it would have turned brown.

mmmmm, delicious

I know this because i went through it with my 5 year old son last year.

Hm...I never knew that! And I've always wondered!! Thanks!


Fruit Loops when they enter, Poop Loops when they leave!

Where is PoopLoops? Wasn't he banned? :hiding:

Yep! That explains where he's been. ;);) lmao
 
No. That is caused by decreased "bowel transit time".
You hadn't completly digested your food before it progressed through your system and you took a crap...the bacteria in yer intestine wasn't finished with it yet or it would have turned brown.

mmmmm, delicious

I know this because i went through it with my 5 year old son last year.


Aye, it hasnt changed the mucosal excretions to brown yet :)
 
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