Funniest Comment on Talkbass

[Dondoh]

People here say a lot of funny things. What are the funniest original comments you have seen?

 

[pudgychef]

I am partial to the line by esoxhntr in my sig....

 

[Dondoh]

When a poster said his "mod's were suddel, and you couldn't really see them".
I really liked Munjibunga's reply:
"The correct way to spell "subtle" incorrectly is "suttle."

 

[sandmangeck]

I like my sig about cigs

 

[BobaFret]

the term "rage-quit"

 

[BassyBill]

"I'm moving this to Off Topic."

Now that's pure comedy gold, right there.

 

[Mark Wilson]

There was one quote where the OP said he liked some bassist who uses a whammy bar, and another guy came in and made a hilarious comment with the action *dive bomb* and i DIED.

I wish I could explain it better. But I've never laughed so hard at a post in my life.

 

[Balog]

The day I did a search for "pile drivingly heavy" marks the day I laughed the hardest on TB...

 

[Mark Wilson]

AHAHAHA Okay, yeah. Anything by NTB.

 

[Skitch it!]

There are too many to remember but I lmao at this one at the time.
Ziltoid is commenting on a misunderstanding between a couple of TBer's in the 'Your best pick-up lines' thread last year.

I'm sure some people get offended at the sight of freakin kittens.

Has that line ever worked?

 

[metron]

Wasnt there some kid way back with a thread about how he vaccuumed a live birds head for some reason? Or that he was trying to right some wrongs about hitting a different bird with a pellet gun? That was pretty funny.

 

[Balog]

This is my favorite post. I miss Mike_V_S

http://www.talkbass.com/forum/f34/pile-drivingly-heavy-175214/index4.html#post2036097

 

[MatticusMania]

This:

The strangest thing was the insane jump in maturity from 28 to 30.

 

[BassPlayer900]

Most of the comments in the TB Ragequit thread made me laugh SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hard!

 

[ksandvik]

Most of the comments in the TB Ragequit thread made me laugh SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hard!

The TB Ragequit thread has indeed turned into a Monthy Python:ish series of postings.

 

[macaroni tony]

Aw man, Eric Albany had some of the greatest!

Is a Rick worth the money? - Page 9 - TalkBass Forums

"Wasn't Squire a bassist, guitarist, key board player, and singer? And didn't he also work with Fender?"

 

[cheezewiz]

The "farting on a gig" thread was the greatest in TB history.

 

[Funky Ghost]

This:

It wasn't funny until you posted it Matt My cheeks hurt now!! Thanks for that.

 

[MatticusMania]

It'll die down in a minute. I found it funny when I first posted it, but it is much less so now.

 

[rr5025]

The day I did a search for "pile drivingly heavy" marks the day I laughed the hardest on TB...

AHAHAHA Okay, yeah. Anything by NTB.

Wasnt there some kid way back with a thread about how he vaccuumed a live birds head for some reason? Or that he was trying to right some wrongs about hitting a different bird with a pellet gun? That was pretty funny.

A huge +1.

The farting thread is massively epic as well. I recall laughing so hard I woke my flat mates up.

Earache elbow knee had some real gems too.