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Funniest Zappa tune?

Penis Dimension....

"Hiya friends. now just be honest about it. did you ever consider the possibliity that your penis, and in the case of many dignified ladies, that the size of the tit**** themselves might provide
Nts of subconscious tension? weird, twisted anxieties that could force a human being to have to become a politician. a policeman. a jesuit monk. a rock and roll guitar player. a wino. you name it
In the case of the ladies, the ones that can't afford a silicone beef-up, may become writers of hot books."