Funniest Zappa tune?

[silen7ce]

+1 on Bobby Brown

 

[IdealWay]

Anything from "Thing-fish"

 

[jwbassman]

I always get a laugh from "Jewish Princess"

 

[black.rose1402]

baby snake or try to grow me a chin (with a funny quote of hotel california), it makes me laugh only thinking of this

 

[Blueszilla]

St. Alphonsos pancake breakfast or Stinkfoot.


My python boot is too tight......

 

[Hamerguy]

I always thought "Greggery Peccary" was funny.
The "Dylan part" in Flakes was done by Adrian Belew originally, but he then left to join Bowie, so Ed Mann took over that part.

 

[.Miles]

It Can't Happen Here

 

[NOVAX]

I'm so cute-

Do you like my new car?-

Muffin man-

 

[SanDiegoHarry]

I prefer the older, less rude & more strange stuff...

TinselTown Rebellion
San Ber'dino
Uncle Remus
Yo Cats

etc

 

[SanDiegoHarry]

+1

I'm going to be a dental floss tycoon.

or a Mental Tloss Flycoon...

 

[dougjwray]

"Brown Shoes Don't Make It"
"Oh No"
"The Air"
"Status Back Baby"

 

[burkhardty10]

broken hearts are for ******** and he's so gay

 

[RHFusillo]

"My Guitar Wants to Kill Your Mama"

(That and Pere Ubu's "Final Solution" are the two greatest rock and roll songs ever written.)

 

[Mr 600]

Yo Cats
and
We're Turning Again

 

[Thor]

Listened to Joe's Garage recently. Pure genius.

 

[pfschim]

late to the party but here are my favs...

Billy The Mountain - just classic stuff with Flo and Eddie
Camarillo Brillo
StinkFoot (my python boot's too tight, couldn't get it off last night, a week went by, now its july, and I got .... Stinkfoot)
Brown Shoes Don't Make It
Father O'Blivion (the whole Nanook Suite is off the chart)

 

[SanDiegoHarry]

tinseltown Rebellion.

Or perhaps "Yo Cats"...

Or "In France"...

or
or
or

Frank is *the man*.

I prefer he less vulgar stuff - I think he got a bit lazy with all the potty talk...

 

[SanDiegoHarry]

or a Mental Tloss Flycoon...

Just me and the pygmy pony...

 

[retardedpossum]

stick it out

30 years ago I had to turn it down so my grandma couldn't hear it and last night I played for some friends and had to turn it down so the kids couldn't hear it

 

[arginator]

Jones Crushing Love