funny Craigslist ad

[pauliebass]

This bass is gorgeous, it plays awesome and sounds even better. I bought this bass a little over a year ago and it's my favorite bass, but it's a little too nice for the environment I play in. Someone else should enjoy this bass which has been serviced, intimated, stringed and cleaned every month by a custom guitar shop. It's been taken care of properly and maintained right. My price is a no haggle price. it's almost new. Serial Number E74280 I have included a pic of a minor scrape on the lower part of the body of the bass, the only scrape on the bass.



I dont want sloppy seconds...

 

[lowfreq33]

Yeah, I don't want to play anything some guy's been intimate with...

 

[TolerancEJ]

I hope a really deep cleaning followed the intimacy. How could he let it go because the environment isn't right for it? I think he just needs a little encouragement and self-esteem. Tell him to hold his head up high when he's with the bass, so he does not appear out of place with such a high-end instrument. Stick with it, like you belong together.