"Sweat dries. Blood clots. Bones heal. PLAY HARD!" - Borrowed from a local soccer booster, but still ...
I'm just starting on bass guitar, found a shirt for myself that says "World's Okayest Bass Player". I always like the double looks I get.
That reminds me of one of the girls at work. Whenever I do her a favor she tells me "You're the best....ish".
I have the guitar version of hat one--I've worn it to music stores & guitar shows... And I get some knowing nods & comments. I would like a bass version as well...