BECOME A REGULAR AT DENNY'S, WAFFLE HOUSE, OR IHOP AT 3AM.
LOSE A LOT OF SLEEP. DRINK TOO MUCH COFFEE.
LEARN HOW TO SLEEP IN A VAN, BUT NOT WHEN IT'S YOUR TURN AT THE WHEEL AT 4AM.
PLAY CRUMMY GIGS WITH AWFUL BANDS TO PAY THE BILLS.
PLAY MUSIC YOU HATE AND SMILE LIKE YOU WON THE LOTTERY TO KEEP THEM AS AN 'ACCOUNT'.
LEARN THE MUSICIANS UNION IS YOUR FRIEND.
LEARN THE MUSICIANS UNION WILL CUT YOUR THROAT THAT FAST.
NO, YOU DON'T PLAY BETTER DRUNK AND/OR HIGH. REALLY. JUST DON'T IF YOU WANT TO BE A PROFESSIONAL.
THERE'S ALWAYS SOMEONE FASTER, HOMBRE.
YOUR WIFE THAT SUPPORTED YOU (WORKED LIKE A DOG WHILE YOU PRACTICED SCALES TILL YOU GOT HIRED) IS WAITING ON YOU TO COME HOME IN ONE PIECE. SHE LOVES YOU. LET THE DRUMMER HAVE THE WAITRESS. DON'T BE A DOG.
LEARN TO KNOW WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW: FIND IT, KILL IT FAST.
THESE THINGS AND SO MANY MORE YOU WILL NOT FIND IN ONLINE LESSONS OR EVEN A DEGREE PROGRAM AT BERKLEE OR NORTH TEXAS, BUT AT TIMES WILL BE EVERY BIT AS IMPORTANT. THESE ARE THE THINGS THE ANCIENT PILOTS WILL TELL YOU BEHIND THE BUS LATE AT NIGHT, THE ANCIENT WISDOM PASSED DOWN. YOU WILL MAKE MISTAKES: JUST DON'T MAKE THEM TWICE AND LEARN FROM THEM, AND LISTEN TO THE GOOD ONES THAT WERE THERE BEFORE YOU, RODE THE MILES, PLAYED THE HALLS, AND LEARN FROM THEIR EXPERIENCE.
OK, we now resume your regularly scheduled metronome practice, already in progress . . . . .