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General concepts of bass mastery

The instrument itself. It includes sub categories such as body style/composition; neck type - bolt-on/set neck/neck-thru as well as fretted/fretless; pickup configurations; string types/gauges; bridge type; controls (including active/passive); etc., etc. While any bass will produce the musical pitch, the areas detailed here have a major influence on the elusive tone that most everyone is chasing . . .
 
The instrument itself. It includes sub categories such as body style/composition; neck type - bolt-on/set neck/neck-thru as well as fretted/fretless; pickup configurations; string types/gauges; bridge type; controls (including active/passive); etc., etc. While any bass will produce the musical pitch, the areas detailed here have a major influence on the illusive tone that most everyone is chasing . . .
"Instrument nuts & bolts". I like it - thanks! I guess another sub-group would be "Care & Maintenance", such as action, truss rod adjustment, intonation, other issues that pop up...
 
Effects and amps are part of the instrument too.

Why isn't this just:

Theory (which includes reading music, rhythm, styles of music, and others you have listed separately)
Instrument
Technique
For the same reason it's not all under "BASS" and being done with it. I want to pull apart this engine to see everything that makes it go.
 
When a disembodied voice rumbled from the deep, coming from beneath the subwoofers, speaking unbidden from somewhere far below the frame of this world . . . . . . .

BECOME A REGULAR AT DENNY'S, WAFFLE HOUSE, OR IHOP AT 3AM.

LOSE A LOT OF SLEEP. DRINK TOO MUCH COFFEE.

LEARN HOW TO SLEEP IN A VAN, BUT NOT WHEN IT'S YOUR TURN AT THE WHEEL AT 4AM.

PLAY CRUMMY GIGS WITH AWFUL BANDS TO PAY THE BILLS.

PLAY MUSIC YOU HATE AND SMILE LIKE YOU WON THE LOTTERY TO KEEP THEM AS AN 'ACCOUNT'.

LEARN THE MUSICIANS UNION IS YOUR FRIEND.

LEARN THE MUSICIANS UNION WILL CUT YOUR THROAT THAT FAST.

NO, YOU DON'T PLAY BETTER DRUNK AND/OR HIGH. REALLY. JUST DON'T IF YOU WANT TO BE A PROFESSIONAL.

THERE'S ALWAYS SOMEONE FASTER, HOMBRE.

YOUR WIFE THAT SUPPORTED YOU (WORKED LIKE A DOG WHILE YOU PRACTICED SCALES TILL YOU GOT HIRED) IS WAITING ON YOU TO COME HOME IN ONE PIECE. SHE LOVES YOU. LET THE DRUMMER HAVE THE WAITRESS. DON'T BE A DOG.

LEARN TO KNOW WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW: FIND IT, KILL IT FAST.

THESE THINGS AND SO MANY MORE YOU WILL NOT FIND IN ONLINE LESSONS OR EVEN A DEGREE PROGRAM AT BERKLEE OR NORTH TEXAS, BUT AT TIMES WILL BE EVERY BIT AS IMPORTANT. THESE ARE THE THINGS THE ANCIENT PILOTS WILL TELL YOU BEHIND THE BUS LATE AT NIGHT, THE ANCIENT WISDOM PASSED DOWN. YOU WILL MAKE MISTAKES: JUST DON'T MAKE THEM TWICE AND LEARN FROM THEM, AND LISTEN TO THE GOOD ONES THAT WERE THERE BEFORE YOU, RODE THE MILES, PLAYED THE HALLS, AND LEARN FROM THEIR EXPERIENCE.

OK, we now resume your regularly scheduled metronome practice, already in progress . . . . .
 
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BECOME A REGULAR AT DENNY'S, WAFFLE HOUSE, OR IHOP AT 3AM.

LOSE A LOT OF SLEEP. DRINK TOO MUCH COFFEE.

LEARN HOW TO SLEEP IN A VAN, BUT NOT WHEN IT'S YOUR TURN AT THE WHEEL AT 4AM.

PLAY CRUMMY GIGS WITH AWFUL BANDS TO PAY THE BILLS.

PLAY MUSIC YOU HATE AND SMILE LIKE YOU WON THE LOTTERY TO KEEP THEM AS AN 'ACCOUNT'.

LEARN THE MUSICIANS UNION IS YOUR FRIEND.

LEARN THE MUSICIANS UNION WILL CUT YOUR THROAT THAT FAST.

NO, YOU DON'T PLAY BETTER DRUNK AND/OR HIGH. REALLY. JUST DON'T IF YOU WANT TO BE A PROFESSIONAL.

THERE'S ALWAYS SOMEONE FASTER, HOMBRE.

YOUR WIFE THAT SUPPORTED YOU (WORKED LIKE A DOG WHILE YOU PRACTICED SCALES TILL YOU GOT HIRED) IS WAITING ON YOU TO COME HOME IN ONE PIECE. SHE LOVES YOU. LET THE DRUMMER HAVE THE WAITRESS. DON'T BE A DOG.

LEARN TO KNOW WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW: FIND IT, KILL IT FAST.

THESE THINGS AND SO MANY MORE YOU WILL NOT FIND IN ONLINE LESSONS OR EVEN A DEGREE PROGRAM AT BERKLEE OR NORTH TEXAS, BUT AT TIMES WILL BE EVERY BIT AS IMPORTANT. THESE ARE THE THINGS THE ANCIENT PILOTS WILL TELL YOU BEHIND THE BUS LATE AT NIGHT, THE ANCIENT WISDOM PASSED DOWN. YOU WILL MAKE MISTAKES: JUST DON'T MAKE THEM TWICE AND LEARN FROM THEM, AND LISTEN TO THE GOOD ONES THAT WERE THERE BEFORE YOU, RODE THE MILES, PLAYED THE HALLS, AND LEARN FROM THEIR EXPERIENCE.

OK, we now resume your regularly scheduled metronome practice, already in progress . . . . .

This isn't QUITE what I had in mind, but boy, I can't like this enough... well done.