Generic Parody Thread Title

[Synplicity]

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[Ben Lesser]

Question about something that was clearly explained 2 pages back.

 

[Mark Wilson]

Question about something that was clearly explained 2 pages back.

Mark laughs.

 

[I am Domokun]

Sly comment regarding Emma Watson.

 

[SuperDuck]

long cat is loooong

 

[lbanks]

Picture of long cat.

 

[KeithBMI]

"Is this thread still alive?" post.

 

[Nikoubis]

Double post.

 

[Nikoubis]

Edited double post.

 

[Phalex]

This thread is too long to read. I read the title and will now pontificate about stuff I assume is mentioned or not.

 

[AlphaMale]

Posts a link to youtube where the topic has been discussed

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

*runs through naked*

 

[bassman314]

This thread is too long to read. I read the title and will now pontificate about stuff I assume is mentioned or not.

Tastless post intended to offend your sense of decency by attacking every point from the point of view of a adolescent male, characterized by gratuitous references to your maternal parent and comparing your intellect to that of a small babboon. Use of poor grammar and spelling is highly encouraged.

 

[Jeremy Crockett]

Post in which I lament the lost Golden Age of TB.

 

[SuperDuck]

Post in which I lament the lost Golden Age of TB.

Post about how the real Golden Age was a weekly 15 minute chat over short wave radio as German bombers flew overhead, while we all huddled together for warmth and comfort, praying that this is all just a terrible, horrible dream.


And by that, I mean the message board on Paul's old website.

 

[Nikoubis]

*runs through naked*

Mentions the "no pics" rule.

 

[lbanks]

Posts a link to a website dedicated to the topic
Invalid Link Removed

Vaguely threatening rant about link and threat to report thread

 

[Disraeli Gears]

Vaguely threatening rant about link and threat to report thread

Original poster realizes that that was a stupid thing to post, and advices the quoted poster to delete the link from the quote, followed by a comment on how bloody confusing that was to figure out how to say and still stay in the proper format.

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

Mentions the "no pics" rule.

You sir are epic!

 

[El-Bob]

Short sentence that includes the item being discussed in generic parody thread.

Reply.

Image which is a play on original thread title.

Lul. Subscribed.

Response that tries to keep the thread from sucking.

thread begins to suck and/or people begin to try to hard to be funny

Obligatory post that makes fun of OP, but doesn't reference the thread.

Grammer nazi post that corrects "to" to "too"

Reply to grammar nazi post indicating poster is NOT \MM/ or Nino Valenti.

post that only consists of "LOL"

Short story about an experience with the thread topic.

Another post to tell Username to shut up. Even though he hasn't said anything.
Just because the poster knows it'll happen.

Generic sigh / this thread is lame gesture.

Random political or religious reference.

reference to somthing then /thread

I say something mildly funny, yet completely inappropriate.

sarcastic post attacking someone with possible irony.

Genetic Parrot ?

Post showing this user only read the OP

GENERIC ATOZ'D

someone says "brand name sucks" and the trolls come out.

Insert Trollish Comment Here [ ]

insert pictures of trolls here

smufs are not trolls. they are smurfs.

Shows how smart you are!!

Inserts a close this thread reply/ This thread has been done before do a search nubcake thread.

Pathetic attempt to reestablish peace and otherwise fluffy bunny feelings in thread.

bickering on stupid topic continues

whatever at least unicef hates them
[Invalid or Expired Link Removed]

The Brits post at length on an American topic they know nothing about

This user starts a fan club of the OP's topic in another thread and lists himself as #1 in the club.

LOL'ing out loud!

a +1
post

generic "best thread ever post" Of course it's not.

*obligatory sarcastic comment*
*boss is now yelling at me to get some work done*

Maki's asian female reference inserted here

Reply stating that europe pwns the united states of american

Generic Religion insult that begins thread melt down...

link to youtube video that this thread reminds me of

Quotes the OP, adds 2 witty cents, reminds people to get back on topic.

Quotes unpleasant TBer from earlier in the thread and points out that having a large stick in your rectum is not a requirement for posting.

twists serious posters words and re-de-rails thread.

makes generic perv joke about stick in rectum

Makes generic reply involving stick & rectum perversion, involving "your mother"

Spams "Fail" Image Macro.

lols at fail image...

Mentions that this thread is gold.

Reminds poster to read entire thread before posting.

Begins 72 post back and forth argument ignoring everyone posting around them.

Posts random lolcat.

requests IT angle, grabs coat and makes reference to Paris Hilton or other highly talented clothes-horse...

oh wait.. wrong website..



Posts reference to TB inside joke that 23% of posters will get.

Welcomes poster to page 3.

Nominates this thread for HOF.

Generic and predictable statement regarding ongoing gastric distress and efforts to find relief, ignoring thread premise, followed by ominous grunts and tasteless laughter.

equally tastless, but no less poignant post linking the generic and predictable satement regarding ongoing gastric distress with the original thread premise.

Directs attention to self-created parody thread of said generic parody thread.

Post by me for no reason.

[Completely misses that this is a parody thread. Answers the OP in a long winded and serious fashion.]

DO A SEARCH NOOB!!!!!!!!!!

There are a MILLION threads on here about the psychological nuances caused the mindless drivel of completely random threads and their parodies.

Man, I can't believe this.

Post pointing out the previous poster's sig's explanation is the explanation. Adding of some foreign smilies loosely relating to post

JT posts telling everyone to chill out or else

makes a that's what she said joke based on statements said pages ago

...takes the ten longest posts in this thread thus far, quotes each one, then simply adds "+1" after all of them.

Brings a zombie thread to life and everyone posts like it was a new thread that day.

Obligatory "this thread delivers" post

Use of multiple Atoz smileys to show poster is above topic of thread.

Post by semi-n00b attempting waaaaay too hard to seem like a TV regular by repeating earlier inside joke and pretending to understand.

Posts "Epic Fail" picture or three.

(Fixed it for you!)


Post by veteran TB veteran slating said n00b for trying to fit in with the old guard without even being there or understanding exactly the point of the inside joke.

Generic, insincere plea for comity

Point at which thread disappears up its own behind!

waits for someone to point out that the generic parody threads were far superior in the Golden Days of OTTM​

Link to parody thread started by the Qintar recently unearthed by Meev.

response by n00b indicating that n00b has searched and read all the posts re: said inside joke and makes poor attempt and insulting veteran using 1) another inside joke referring to a specific user, 2) something involving carrots, 3) a reference to a maternal parent in questionable taste and low-humor content

Generic picture of hot Asian for Maki.

Snarky post from TBer with stolen avatar

Offended by parody title. Disjointed rambling rant about how parodies are serious and shouldn't be parodied,

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Question about something that was clearly explained 2 pages back.

Mark laughs.

Sly comment regarding Emma Watson.

long cat is loooong

Picture of long cat.

"Is this thread still alive?" post.

Double post.

Edited double post.

This thread is too long to read. I read the title and will now pontificate about stuff I assume is mentioned or not.

Posts a link to youtube where the topic has been discussed

*runs through naked*

Tastless post intended to offend your sense of decency by attacking every point from the point of view of a adolescent male, characterized by gratuitous references to your maternal parent and comparing your intellect to that of a small babboon. Use of poor grammar and spelling is highly encouraged.

Post in which I lament the lost Golden Age of TB.

Post about how the real Golden Age was a weekly 15 minute chat over short wave radio as German bombers flew overhead, while we all huddled together for warmth and comfort, praying that this is all just a terrible, horrible dream.


And by that, I mean the message board on Paul's old website.

Mentions the "no pics" rule.

Vaguely threatening rant about link and threat to report thread

Original poster realizes that that was a stupid thing to post, and advices the quoted poster to delete the link from the quote, followed by a comment on how bloody confusing that was to figure out how to say and still stay in the proper format.

You sir are epic!

some stupid asshat abuses multi-quote feature just to annoy everyone else/draw attention to himself