you would lose that bet, and unless you live deep in the woods or in an old european city, the lanes are wide enough that only cyclists who are d-bags 24/7 with or without their bike are in your way. Biking doesn't make me holier than anyone, nor does eating a real breakfast in lieu of coffee and a pop tart or any other physically healthy choice I make for myself. It must suck to be in whatever place you're in in life to feel so less holy than anyone as to get consumed with rage at the mere inconvenience of arriving at your destination less than a minute later than you'd hoped due, not to a traffic light, not to a busted water main, nor to many other common things we deal with in daily modern life, but to another person making use of public roadways in a slower form than you. Seriously, how much later do they make you? Did you miss your father's funeral because of a cyclist slashing your tires? I doubt it, but as I say below, I don't know your town, I don't know the d-bags in your town, maybe they are acting way outside of how cyclists in my community behave as a matter of common decency.
@two fingers, I know you've seen my likes on hundreds of your posts, you know I respect you. You read a lot more between my lines than was there, I'll start a blogspot upon request, maybe next autumn, to elaborate and articulate if you like. I'm definitely not a cyclosupremist, I'm certain that the number of non-potted-plants who nearly never touch a bike greatly outnumbers the population of would-be and actual cyclists combined. I'm not in your town to know if there's shoulders on the roads and the cyclists are being dillholes and refusing to use them, nor am I there to see if it's, as you seem to wish to imply, that an entire queue of 40-200 cars are lined up behind one cyclist as in Jeremy Clarksons demo of his P48 nano car all the way up till s/he arrives at a red light and deigns to scootch to the right. I've ridden the East coast pretty extensively and found that roads that shouldn't be biked are pretty obvious, but almost all towns are able to be biked politely (without being suicidally obstructive). (Truly being respectfully lighthearted here) You're a jersey in the same way as FZ said "broken hearts are for [jerseys]" for saying in the same post "it is what it is", still getting to work on time, but implying that anyone at all is failing to get to work on time due exclusively to the cyclists.
"It is what it is", just like red lights, potholes, and stop signs. This should be a non-issue. You, unlike trillions of humans living concurrently and before us, are travelling seated with radio and a/c at speeds faster than a f!#/ing panther is capable of! Dude, you gotta slow down for how long behind the assholiestasshole pedaller for how long? What? Ten, twenty whole mississippi counts? You've got a f$!#ing radio! There's still people walking barefoot to find work.
The only thing I'm ever holier-than-thou about anything in life it's this: whether you get to work by car, service truck, bicycle, bus, foot, or helicopter, get the f!@$ out of bed early enough to get solid food prepared for your day and leave for work early enough to be there fifteen minutes early, then leave for work early enough to get to work as early as fifteen minutes early, regardless of when you arrive relative to when you'd hoped to arrive at work, live your amazing 21st century life with all of its absurd and minor bumps and turns to the f$!#ing max!
Ha! Great post! I meant no disrespect either. We're just debating here. My writing style might imply that I'm more emotional about it than I am. Bike on, brother. Bike on.
.....just not on Firetower Road between 7a.m. and 6p.m.......thanks.
