...and that’s why people live in Florida.
...and here I thought it was because they love mosquitos, alligators, sinkholes, and hurricanes.
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...and that’s why people live in Florida.
Is that W.C. Fields' dream in It's a Gift ? The movie where a caller asks if he knows Carl LaFong, Large L small a Large F small o small n small g
You'd hope.....wouldn't you?.....He's smiling because he's got a full bladder, and he's just about to turn it loose on Billy Bob Bayou there.![]()
Kumquats must be grown in Florida.

Sorry but......I've laughed more......![]()
.....and constrictors and gibbons and generally troublesome creatures....and.....COUGARS!.....and prescription drugs....and prescription drug drivers......and putters?....and prescription drug theme park dwellers....Did I mention more humidity than a linebackers jockstrap?.....and Irish Coffee's with Fake Green "Cherries"..???......and here I thought it was because they love mosquitos, alligators, sinkholes, and hurricanes.

WC Fields was an original GOF.
Muddy Waters is the man, he's timeless. Take WC's physical comedy in the context of the 30's.





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just in case I forgot one.....He knows wha....er, who's for dinner.
Mostly true, but no 'black ice' to drive(sorta) on. No frozen pipes. Lotta lawyers-possibly a bad thing......and constrictors and gibbons and generally troublesome creatures....and.....COUGARS!.....and prescription drugs....and prescription drug drivers......and putters?....and prescription drug theme park dwellers....Did I mention more humidity than a linebackers jockstrap?.....and Irish Coffee's with Fake Green "Cherries"..???...
And Bloody Orange Festivals and Gator Steaks and Coconut flavor Sunblock???......
And pee filled pools and powder flavored cocktails?.....Did I mention snakes?.....
Did I mention Snake Burgers?....
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Actually, no...just checked......Should have though...........
Madness.....![]()

Call me old fashioned but........Pass.....Swan Lake as you've never seen it before!!
Get your tickets today!!
Because he can see his grandpappy gliding up behind ol' Amos Moses there!![]()

Kumquats must be grown in Florida.
...and here I thought it was because they love mosquitos, alligators, sinkholes, and hurricanes.
Kumquats must be grown in Florida as well.
Muddy Waters is the man, he's timeless. Take WC's physical comedy in the context of the 30's.