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Get off my LAWN! "Grumpy Old Farts"
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I don't have a next door neighbor that has a nice one to admire! They're all fugly!
ASS ASS ASS Big Ass, Small Ass Fat Ass Skinny Ass, and yes, even coveted neighbors ASS
I pretty much have to ass-sume everything these days...no one tells me anything, even on the rare times I ask directly, and when I do get an answer half the time it's either wrong or I can't hear it..
No wonder I'm grumpy. Dang
gives a new meaning to "A Whole Lot of Shakin' Gonin' On!
by the way, i know that the hands are suppose to distract you, but no, i am not even if i remember seeing a belly button!
by the way, i know that the hands are suppose to distract you, but no, i am not even if i remember seeing a belly button!
That's better than walking in and saying you are using a 2 foot Doc Johnson!
I'm just happy all he GOFs are mature minded enough to not pervert my thoughts and intents. Sometimes that happens elsewhere. You would not believe the uproar when I walked into a monthly IT meeting and said, "Hey fellas, I have a 2 ft 'Johnson!'"
Yeah, we are allmostlymature around here.
ROFL, and no reason to "
Sadly, I'm allergic to girls like that. I get a funny tingling, and if exposed long enough, swelling and inflammation.
Stop inflaming yourself.. don't you know that friction kills at our age!
Her hands were mezmerizing! I couldn't take my eyes off of them!
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