Get off my LAWN! "Grumpy Old Farts"

[spankdaplank]

Wow! I actually built a Bartlet flying saucer when I was 12 or 13 years old. I proudly built it by myself with hand tools. And it worked! There is 8 mm home movies of my mother flying it. I was flyng it at a municipal parking lot when the police showed up and said " I don't know what you are doing, but you can't do it here."

 

[BadExample]

That's as fake as the moon landing. They are not wearing ice skates, no penguin refs and no igloo dugouts!

 

[BadExample]

Wow! I actually built a Bartlet flying saucer when I was 12 or 13 years old. I proudly built it by myself with hand tools. And it worked! There is 8 mm home movies of my mother flying it. I was flyng it at a municipal parking lot when the police showed up and said " I don't know what you are doing, but you can't do it here."

Here you go sir!

 

[alaskaleftybass]

That's as fake as the moon landing. They are not wearing ice skates, no penguin refs and no igloo dugouts!

 

[John D Harris]

I ate a fruit bat.

Oh yeah? But did you ever shave with a weasel?

 

[staurosjohn]

Posted this, elsewhere, was suggested I 'offer' here

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[BassmanPaul]

I was flyng it at a municipal parking lot when the police showed up and said " I don't know what you are doing, but you can't do it here."

Did ya zap ‘I’m with ya death ray??

 

[BadExample]

Posted this, elsewhere, was suggested I 'offer' here

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NICE!

 

[99Z3]

Sometiems you do the jig, sometimes the jig tries to get you!

 

[Ken Morgan]

Sometimes you get the goat...sometimes the goat gets you.

Either way, you get cabrito when it's over

 

[rust_preacher]

Okay.. .latest checkup has me change my diet habits to low-phosphate and low-potassium meaning everything I considered healthy is now taboo. Seeds and fiber, protein sources... all need to be reviewed. I'll go down to the office canteen now and get a glass of water.

 

[Ken Morgan]

Careful on the water

 

[99Z3]

i had this bookmarked a long time ago.. It is called "A Cure For A Bad Day"..

 

[BadExample]

Nice! But I fear it's only when the planets line up that four little pukers will be the cure and not the cause!

 

[99Z3]

Cause more than one is more than enough?

Nice! But I fear it's only when the planets line up that four little pukers will be the cure and not the cause!

 

[BadExample]

Cause more than one is more than enough?

I think with more than one or two, you would constantly have one or more screaming or emitting bio-hazards out one end or the other!

 

[99Z3]

When my youngest daughter was a baby, she would laugh like a lil billy goat, but she would never do it for her mother.. i should have seen the sign then, but i didn't!

 

[BadExample]

ROFL

 

[Ken Morgan]

The we can safety assume your name is Billy?

 

[99Z3]

NO.. you can't safely ass-u-me anything!

The we can safety assume your name is Billy?