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Gizoogle

#2
gizoogled TB.com said:
TalkBass.com is dedicated ta unit'n tha low-end of tha music world. Built upon a hustla base of tens of thousands of bassists, TalkBass.com has G-R-to-tha-izzown ta be tha web's premiere online bassist community . Snoop dogg is in this bitch. The TB Forums is at tha core of this communizzles TalkBass also serves an extensive Gear Review n TAB archive , Feature Interviews , Exclusive Merchandise , a Mother****a Photo Gallery , n more.

Victor Wooten needs shawty introduction ta mizzle bass playa. row yo guns in the mother****in air. Since doggy stylin' onto tha internizzles music scene in tha 1990s, his combinizzles of ho-slappin' technique, showmanship, n fiercely musical conception has had tha effect of being both cruisin' n humbl'n ta wanna be gangsta of tha instrument , ya feel me?. Technical forays aside, Victor possess tha supreme G-to-tha-izzift of a musician: an ability ta convey tha joy of life through his music gangsta style. It is this unique talent, whizzich elevates his music above n beyond being a display of seemingly drug deala technical prowess . Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf.
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Kinda funny eh? :)
 
#10
The bottom of the page, the intro about Victor Wooten, is even better translated in "pimp" mode:

"Victor Wooten needs little introduction to most bass players, know what I'm sayin'? Since explodin' onto da international music scene in da 1990s, tha dude's combination of jaw-droppin' technique, showmanship, 'n fiercely musical conception has had da effect of bein' both inspirin' 'n humblin' to players of da instrument, know what I'm sayin'? Technical forays aside, Victor possess da supreme gift of a musician: an ability to convey da joy of life through tha dude's music n' ****. Dat **** be dis unique talent, which elevates tha dude's music above 'n beyond bein' a display of seemingly super-human technical prowess."
 
#12
Lol.

This:

The use of HTML has been disabled in all forums on TB. This is something I should have done a long time ago, as allowing HTML only introduces unecessary security concerns. Text formatting, hyperlinking, image posting, etc. can be done with "vB Code" tags. For more information, visit:
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became this:

The use of Hizzy has been disabled in all forums on TB. This is sum-m sum-m I should hizzle dizzle a long tizzle ago, as allow'n HTML only introduces unecessary security concerns . I thought i told ya, nigga I'm a soldier. Text ballin' hyperlink'n, image gang bangin' etc . Drop it like its hot. can be done wit "vB Code" tags so bow down to the bow wow. For more information, visit cuz its a doggy dog world:
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That is awesome.
 
#20
Fabulous:
I believe I made a mistakes n took th'n a bit too far wit regards ta tha bann'n of links in sigs fo` commercial usa so jus' chill. This realizzles came as tha result of a lot of crazy ass nigga feedback, n me sippin' some time ta visit crazy ass nigga large community sites, nearly all of which allow tha use of a simple unformatted commercial link in tha signature so bow down to the bow wow. I thizzay as long as we have solid guidizzles in place fo` commercial user participizzle we can afford these usa tha ability ta put up a link (there is some restrictions - check tha policy pleaze). Heck, whizzay it comes D-to-tha-izzown ta it we jizzle sav'n tha TB brotha a few seconds of google search time
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