Going back in time

No Madonna.

 

I'd delete a coupla posts, say something different to a coupla wimmen...

 

Oh man- how could we live w/o THIS:
Oops- sorry, wrong thread.

 

Ugh.She'd have to dress me up in a full body latex condom to even go anywhere near her.

 

When Richard Nixon announced in his speech that he was resigning effective the next day, I would change it to have him say he would resign in one month. Then he would bark like a dog, quack like a duck and whinny like a horse.

And then see how long he could stay president for the next month while continuing to not give a damn about the consequences of his actions.

 

The time I didn't buy into the IPO of Microsoft
The time I didn't buy into the IPO of AOL

I'm a spendy guy. That money would have done something for a lot of home, car and bass gear builders.

It damnsure would have altered the world I live in now.

 

I would go back to when hitler was gaining supporters on the streets and beat him up.

 

This time around I'd take the Blue pill.

 

I would break up with my ex girlfriend and have a nice summer full of things i would not regret.

Also, and get my parents to buy into google stock...

 

I'd would not be playing World of Warcraft, oh man, why did I start...

 

I'd travel back to Germany, 1923, and shank Hitler in jail.
Then I'd travel foward 15 - 20 years and buy 5,000 shares of IBM stock.

 

I'd go back in time to see the folks who conjured up "Care Bears" and "Teletubbies" and convince them the shows wouldn't work.
My daughter loves those things. Eeeeck!

 

Dont do it, youll get parkinson.

 

buy a copy of Grey's sports almanac, go back in time and give it to my younger self, come back and become rich and rule over hill valley.

 

A Bigger Big Font Day.

Mike

 

Buy that bass I wanted when I was 13.

 

I'd never let my brother be my wing man..........