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Goofier than Pay to Play, Pay to back up someone, slight rant

Basically I am an over 60 guy wanting to play in some form of (drama adverse) band again. There was an ad in CL looking for musicians to take a group band lesson for the purpose of forming a Blues band. I spoke with one of the workers and he was dismayed that his phone number was used in the ad. I spoke several times with the owner and it sounded slightly unorganized yet doable.

I arrive 15 minutes early, prepared, sober, etc. just as I would for any audition, practice or lesson. Coming from one of the practice rooms I hear some truly spectacular keyboard playing. The player is a nine or ten your old kid, he will be the keys guy.

With no introduction, discussing of goals, and in a totally disorganized fashion, we start to bang out a twelve bar in A. Not very painful except the keys guy is hitting a wrong chord on the turnaround. In come the guitar guy (a ½ hr late, as the BL told him the wrong start time), and he is not bad, a newbie but doing well enough. Eventually the teacher breaks out his sax and starts jamming. The owner and BL comes in and starts jamming on a guitar and a flute.

All through the thing the owner and teacher praise the keys guy every 3-5 minutes. They constantly are encouraging him to solo. They do encourage the guitar player to solo, but he turns it down. They do not ask me, as it was explained the rhythm section doesn't solo, and that I need to hold everyone together. Believe me I am trying.

This adventure was to cost $10. No problem, but I paid $40 as they collect for a month. Somehow I feel as if the unspoken plan is to get the keys guy ready for another recital, and we will be his backup band.

I believe I will go back one more time just to see what transpires, yet without some concept of the direction this adventure may end for me.
 
Curiosity is the main reason I would go back. Maybe my first impressions were wrong, maybe I am a glutton for punishment? I almost hope another person with experience shows and if we click, I will talk with them about forming something more focused and organised.

Generally speaking my thought process runs along the lines of trust your gut. This time that rule is being violated one time.
 
Group band lessons are a thing. I have a college friend that has a music school in Orange County Ca, and one of the options is one of a variety of different adult band classes- one night is rock and blues, a Jazz and fusion night, beginner classes, advanced, etc. His school is very organized and transparent-this though, sounds very disorganized. One thing you should not be told is that you can't or won't solo- its a class, and there should be room for anyone to take a solo if they want to. Good luck with it!
 
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Hey...you paid your money, now have some fun: find new and innovative ways to **** things up for the duration of each lesson:

*Tune down just enough to get that annoying warble. When confronted, blame the keyboards.

*Play behind the beat...waaaay behind the beat. Point to the drummer.

*Eat Korean food an hour beforehand.

*Ask what the lower case b's and tic-tac-toes are for. When explaining the concept of flats & sharps, say "Oh...I haven't gotten that far in the Mel Bay book yet."

When offered a full refund to vacate the premises and never return, refuse but tell him you'll do it for $60. That should cover the cost of the Korean take-out.

Riis
 
I'm not sure I understand this. If I'm paying for a lesson, I expect to learn something that will help me become a better musician. If I'm in a band to help someone else become a better musician and not really gaining anything personally, then I expect to be compensated for my time. The financial flow seems a little backwards there.
 
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