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Guitar Center Etiquette (Trying out Gear)

The last time I tried out a bass is when I was thinking of getting back into it after not playing for 45 years. The "Kid" salesman, and I mean he looked all the part of 14, came over to help. I said I was thinking about picking back up on the bass. He got one down plugged into am amp and started to demo it, (more like whale on it) before he handed it over. He played riffs like Wooten, Pastoris, Flea and Clark all in one. What the hell was I going to play after that. I said faagetaboutit and left.
 
I treat trying out guitars and basses the same way I test drive new vehicles. The world would be a better place if everyone did.

^Truth. Don't take it more than 5-10 miles from the shop. Unless you're test driving like Chuck Yeager; in that case, always pack your own parachute, just in case things go badly.

I believe the "pack your own 'chute" is often overlooked alot these days. Every plan should have a contingency plan and insurance is there so you hope you never need to use it.

Remember the golden rule?

"The drive it like you rented it" mentality always bothered me. Accidents happen of course, but you better be prepared to make amends. Mom always said; "You break it - you buy it."

If I'm about to handle anything I don't own, I think about that one. Do I really want to own it? I don't want Karma, gravity, dumb luck, entropy in the universe, or my damn clumsiness making that decision for me.
 
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I just don't understand it. I like food, but I don't spend time in supermarkets fondling and drooling on the produce, and squeezing the boxes of triscuits.
Maybe if people didn't abuse the instruments, and only played them when they were (seriously) considering buying, there would be more and better instruments on the walls properly set up. Maybe.
 
I agree wih all the advice above EXCEPT when it comes to Guitar Center.

In the case of GC I consider proper etiquette to go in, buy nothing, test drive what you are looking for and if interested go home and buy it online or anywhere else but there.

I've had too many bad dealings with them.
 
I just don't understand it. I like food, but I don't spend time in supermarkets fondling and drooling on the produce, and squeezing the boxes of triscuits....

Tell that to Mr. Whipple

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I agree wih all the advice above EXCEPT when it comes to Guitar Center.

In the case of GC I consider proper etiquette to go in, buy nothing, test drive what you are looking for and if interested go home and buy it online or anywhere else but there.

I've had too many bad dealings with them.

Guys, regardless of your venom toward the company, remember that is employs real people.
 
Certain small shops don't like people to come in to just try stuff. I can think of one place in Portland like that. Guitar Center on the other hand has always given me carte blanche to try out as many instruments as I want so I can't speak ill of them. I've found quite a few basses that I wouldn't have thought that I would have liked otherwise and vice versa.
 
I only tested a bass at a guitar store once. I was playing on an epiphone viola bass. While I was testing it quietly, some douche in the guitar section testing out a Gibson SG turned up his amp he was testing to the max while using a lot of distortion. I could barely hear what I was playing. I turned the bass up a little then started to play day tripper. While I was playing, still quietly might I add, that guy playing guitar stopped, then stared at me with a mean look, causing me to turn it down again in fear of getting beaten up. Ever sense that day whenever I'm interested in a bass, I just listen to demo videos on the Internet to decide if I like it or not.
 
Here's a few

Young guitarist are usually the culprit but I have seen bass players guilty of this offense.

If you're going to drop D or down tune a guitar or bass please tune it back when you put it back on the shelf.

Keep volumes at a reasonable level nothing worse than when you're trying out gear all you can hear is butchered Metallica intros.

Please don't stare at me when demoing gear fishing for compliments. Chances are if you need that much assurance don't expect anyone but your friends and mom to compliment you.

Please avoid the cliches and this is more for the employees. Think about how many times a day they have heard higher ground, seven nation army, sharp dressed man, stair way, master of puppets, etc. Cut these guys a break.

If you're a beginner it's ok just please don't try and over compensate. I get it and I have been guilty of this when starting out. You're demoing a bass or instrument some one plugs in near you and starts ripping some amazing licks. Then you take your most flashy thing you know so you don't feel like a chump next to the expert. It's OK he/she is not judging you we all gotta start some where. If they did judge you then you shouldn't care because they are ****s.

It's all really basic manners.
 
I need to have put a product through its paces at some point before purchasing from any source, whether face-to-face or online. I've demoed stuff at GC and then beat them up for price matching (actually, they've always been very good about it) before committing to purchase from them. They expect it, so that's a pretty ordinary course of action when you're after something reasonably common.

When I want to demo something specific or unique, I've used a little more finesse. Recently I became intrigued with the Retronix basses by J. Backlund Designs, but no way was I dropping any amount of cash sight unseen on an oddball bass with a five-position selector switch and three pickups that looked it was designed for George Jetson. That's some next-level weirdness and is exactly why I wanted to demo one to begin with. So I found one in a locally owned shop and tried it there without making immediate purchase, and I simply told the owner up front that I was mostly interested in knowing what the instrument was capable of but probably would reserve judgment on purchasing until a later time. That put it on him to either accept or veto my request, and of course he was more than happy to let me play the one he had on the wall behind the checkout counter. I made sure there was nothing around me when handling his instrument that I might bang it into, I was respectful with amp volume, and I kept my most aggressive playing techniques to a bare minimum - common courtesy stuff - and I kept him engaged for information the whole time. Full-on demo plus inspection and dialogue ran all of five minutes, not exactly a massive time commitment on either of our parts, and although I didn't immediately purchase he knew very well that if and when I made the decision, he'd be the one who got my business. I learned as much as I needed to know about the bass in those 5 minutes.

Honesty and courtesy from customer + good business sense from retailer = winning combination. I personally would never buy anything - unique or otherwise - that I hadn't been permitted to demo, and I think it's a pretty rare retailer who doesn't understand that concept.
 
Well, maybe. It is a price issue and I want to purchase, I will offer, "I can get that online for..., can you match that?")
Now it is his option.
Other than price negotiation, I agree with you.

I'm always willing to pay a little more for an instrument that I can inspect and try local before buying. Not much, but within reason.

If everyone just uses local stores as testing grounds for online purchase, they won't be around soon enough.