Your list contains a few truths and a few fallacies:
Point - Counterpoint
I don't think that we're that far apart. Should have put "IMO" around this. Of course, your true/false would then be agree/disagree...
My list is directed to the OP - referring to the guitarist (actually, anyone) that picks up the bass and think that they know everything because the bass is "easy".
Anyways, I'll clarify my points, then leave it alone.
Real bassists WANT to play bass.
False. I can't tell you how many great bassists came from bands where they were forced to be the bassist because nobody else would. McCartney for one.
Originally forced. That's me. Stick with it, get better - because you want to. McCartney could have been the guitarist for Wings. But, he chose to be the bassist.
Real bassists are mentally Siamese Twinned with the drummer.
False. A lot of my favorite bassists plow right through the drummer as much as play with him, and it works extremely well when done right. Jamerson was king of plowing through the drummer. But his grooves were so cool that the drummer usually just tried to stay out of his way and let him work.
Saying that Benny Benjamin merely "stayed out of the way" of James Jamerson? Post that in a drummer forum...
IMO (see, I'll use that), they were sharing a brain and a bloodstream.
A good rhythm section LISTEN to each other, feed off of each other. One gets busy, the other lays back. Share accents. Build a groove thats better than the sum of the two individual parts.
Real bassists honor the kick.
False. If there's any honoring going on, the kick needs to honor the bass. But a mutual respect will suffice.
I'll buy the mutual respect. However, the single biggest groove killer that I see in bands is kick part not lining up with the bass part. As a bassist, I'll flag the drummer, and point this out, and one of us will change what we're doing. If I didn't think this was important, I wouldn't bother.
Real bassists listen to the rest of the drums and weave the part around them.
Very false. When it comes to creating parts, the bassist needs to create the dynamic and the drummer should weave his/her part around you. Listening to the drummer and getting an idea from what he/she is doing is always encouraged, but the bassist needs to take the lead in the part-creating dynamic.
Don't agree - I'll meet you at mutual. But, a good example of the weaving would be the bass part to Parliaments "Give Up The Funk (Tear the Roof off the Sucker). The drum part is fairly straight in the verse. Bootsy's bass line is just sick.
Now days, there's a lot of music based on drum loops, either in the foreground, or the background. That part isn't going to change. You're going to do the weaving.
Real bassists listen to the vocal line, and don't stomp on it.
True. But that doesn't mean you can't be interesting. It just means tone it down a little and save the more intricate stuff for when it counts.
Of course! You can go further than that, and at appropriate times, use the bass part to double, harmonize, and counterpoint the vocal.
Real bassists know that note length is not fixed.
True, but that kind of goes without saying for every instrument.
I think that it's actually more important in bass than, say, guitar. Damping with the fretting hand, muting with the plucking hand is key to technique. Funk guitarists practice these disciplines. In a lot of guitar playing, the note ends when the pick hits the string again.
Real bassists know that their note will usually be perceived as the root, and the harmonic power that has.
False. It will usually be perceived as the root by unsophisticated musicians. Good ones will know when the bass is playing a different note in the chord's scale.
Don't agree. The average listener (and the dancer) will hear it as a different chord. And when transcribed, in tab you'll see things like C/G bass. In other cases, the chord with the different bass note will be transcribed as if the bass note IS the root. I've run into many guitarists that haven't figured out that it's only the bass note that's different, not the chord.
However, my point really is that a bass can add a lot of harmonic interest by interesting note selection.
Let me add one thing:
Real bassists don't refer to themselves as real bassists. They refer to themselves simply as bassists.
Yeah, I agree. I don't go around calling myself a "Real Bassist". I call myself a bassist, and I say that I play guitar.
Bass is not simply a guitar tuned an octave down. Technique and its musical roll are much different. It's easy to play something, difficult to master. Players wearing a bass that view the bass as simple and boring are rarely bassists, in my book.
Of course a guitar player can be a good bassist. Or a good french horn player. Or a race car driver. If they respect the differences and are willing to work.
Anyways, JimmyM, thanks for your thoughtful response.
js