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HAIL SATAN!

I wonder what would happen to the guy that shows up to the death metal scene with a pedal that has Jesus and the apostles on it... LOL CAN YOU SAY BOOTED?


Dude with new Jesus pedal: "Hey bro's check out my new pedal, it's Jesus and he has this badass yellow halo that lights up over his head when I'm shredding..."

Death Metal Band Members: "*** Bro we are dressed up like Gwar and our lyrics are about raping the moon with a nuclear arsenal"

Dude with new Jesus pedal: "Oh..."

Death Metal Band Members: "Don't come back until you get a normal pedal please"
 
I wonder what would happen to the guy that shows up to the death metal scene with a pedal that has Jesus and the apostles on it... LOL CAN YOU SAY BOOTED?


Dude with new Jesus pedal: "Hey bro's check out my new pedal, it's Jesus and he has this badass yellow halo that lights up over his head when I'm shredding..."

Death Metal Band Members: "*** Bro we are dressed up like Gwar and our lyrics are about raping the moon with a nuclear arsenal"

Dude with new Jesus pedal: "Oh..."

Death Metal Band Members: "Don't come back until you get a normal pedal please"
heh. "normal" pedal.
 
Good thing Fuzzrocious has great testimonials. These guys don't have a good start if this thread is any indication lol.
Yes, definitely! The testimonials are what kept Fuzzrocious in the running! But my uncertainty eventually went with the product with the better demos: my Blower Box. My fuzz also went to a different company, but for different reasons. Feel like I should have a Fuzzrocious, but none have "spoken" to me, you know? I'll keep trying!
 
Yes, definitely! The testimonials are what kept Fuzzrocious in the running! But my uncertainty eventually went with the product with the better demos: my Blower Box. My fuzz also went to a different company, but for different reasons. Feel like I should have a Fuzzrocious, but none have "spoken" to me, you know? I'll keep trying!
It's not for everybody. I love mine. I figure if it is good enough for QOTSA, Russian Circles, O'Brother, etc. It's good enough for me.
 
I wonder what would happen to the guy that shows up to the death metal scene with a pedal that has Jesus and the apostles on it... LOL CAN YOU SAY BOOTED?


Dude with new Jesus pedal: "Hey bro's check out my new pedal, it's Jesus and he has this badass yellow halo that lights up over his head when I'm shredding..."

Death Metal Band Members: "*** Bro we are dressed up like Gwar and our lyrics are about raping the moon with a nuclear arsenal"

Dude with new Jesus pedal: "Oh..."

Death Metal Band Members: "Don't come back until you get a normal pedal please"

You obviously are not a golfer.
 
Also I feel it is important to mention that why the hell would you put side jacks on such a large enclosure!? Obviously if your Deluxe Hail Satan can have top jacks the standard version could easily have them too. The Deluxe being the only pedal they have that seems like it might be worth a shot with all the added features. Even though I don't quite understand why you would need to add a buffer to bring the clean level up to the effect level. Seems like you should be able to build it so the clean level would be at unity at about 12 without having to add an extra switch. Maybe that extra switch would be better suited as a boost or a tone bypass. Maybe it was an after thought I don't know.
 
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