Holy hell can we just talk about the functionality of the pedals? If you are offended by them, why would you even enter the thread? The name is in the title! Conversely, if you are offended by someone being offended, I'd like to introduce you to a kettle. If I want to know anybody's religious views, or lack thereof or disdain for, I wouldn't be in the effects section of music website. With that said, allow me to be hypocritical and tell you my opinion since they are being spouted off:
If you think being a Christian and having tattoos are mutually exclusive, you're a nut. I check both boxes. But then again, many people in many religions are practicing extremists with wacky ideologies. Same goes for many agnostics and atheists. I haven't heard many people complaining about the "Fu$&" overdrive, or the "Big Muff", or "Swollen Pickle", etc. Its just a name. Nothing wrong with not liking it or thinking its in poor taste. Ignore and move on. Nobody wants to hear your opinion unless asked, and I didn't see anyone ask for opinions on the family values of the aesthetics. Did I miss that? Going out of your way to let everyone know you are holier is not very Christian, and antagonizing Christians to show how anti-God you are is just as pathetic.
To stay on topic, they all look pretty much like run of the mill clones that I wouldn't waste my time or money on, except for the Rat clone, which I am an admitted sucker for. And the graphics aren't even evil on that one, so wow, that's a bonus I guess. Prices seem decent, but I don't see me springing for one anytime soon.