Hank the Tank

[knumbskull]

Breaking news - it appears that DNA testing shows that “hank” is actually three different overweight bears. Weird.

Hank I, Hank II, and Hank III?

a little country music humour for you there.

 

[Dr. Cheese]

Hank I, Hank II, and Hank III?

a little country music humour for you there.

That’s a good one!

 

[Dr. Cheese]

Maybe equality will send similar circumstances to those who have defended the bear's actions.

I often think about people in the West trying to save the lions and tigers, how many of them would want to deal with deadly apex predators on a daily basis? I favor saving them, but I am not hating a local herder who spears a lion in Kenya or Tanzania or local village in India that hunts down a man eating tiger.

 

[Gsnorgathon]

Hanks the Tanks.

Somehow the "bear who is really three bears" thing sounds like a great trope for a fantasy story.

 

[Winslow]

Somehow the "bear who is really three bears" thing sounds like a great trope for a fantasy story.

Cer-bear-us?


(It was either going to be me, or @Richland123)

 

[Gsnorgathon]

*deep groan* but had to give you an upvote.

 

[bluesblaster]

Not suprised by this, why would only one bear do this when there are probably many around and most likely driven by the same set of circumstances.

 

[bluesblaster]

From the bears’ perspectives, they are simply getting easily available food, just like bears eating trout at mating season or stuffing on berries when they are ripe.

exactly, wild animals are oppurtunists and survivors, they go where the food is. Bears are omnivores so they arent real picky eaters.

 

[FrenchBassQC]

MSN There's hope for Hank the Tank...

 

[ElectroVibe]

We don't have to be such opinionated blowhards. I think everyone probably shares the same core feelings. People just like to argue for no reason.

 

[Gsnorgathon]

No they don't!
(sorrynotsorry)

 

[kesslari]

HANK WAS FRAMED!
Well, more accurately, he wasn't the ONLY bear involved in the home break-ins. There were at least 2 others.
Bear, Naked Truth | DNA Evidence Prompts Revised Response to Tahoe Keys Bear Incidents

 

[Dr. Cheese]

It sounds like folks are fed up with Hank.

 

[Giffro]

Think I found Hank on the back of my EBMMSR5 headstock

 

[Dr. Cheese]

Think I found Hank on the back of my EBMMSR5 headstock

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I think that is the extinct Golden Bear. California’s state mascot or official animal.

 

[Wood and Wire]

Think I found Hank on the back of my EBMMSR5 headstock

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Weight?

 

[Winslow]

Weight?

Unbearable.

 

[5StringBlues]

He took my pic-a-nic basket.

 

[bluesblaster]

It sounds like folks are fed up with Hank.

Judging by his bulk he may indeed be " smarter than the average bear" In the animal kingdom he who eats well wins. When your food source burns up in a forest fire you go elsewhere cause ya know , ya gotta eat right ?

The best thing for Hank and his buddies is to be relocated at this point so they can go sleep it off for awhile otherwise they will end up as a rug or there head hanging on a wall somewhere

 

[Dr. Cheese]

This brown bear from 1915 Japan makes Hank sound like a raccoon raiding trash cans!