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"Hard Rock Makes Killer Mice"

#22
FritoBandito said:
"Not one shred of proof of Evolution"? I think you must have been smoking some of that cannibis with the shifty sounding name!
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Those specimins of Darwin's Finches they have in the Natural History Museum in London, clearly showing the adaptation of beak structure for different food nad forraging behaviours where obviously just put there by God to test our faith right?

*passes the J*
 
#23
RandomRaab said:
Wow. What was even more shocking was this section.

"The Problems Isn't Just Heavy Metal

Many parents feel comfortable allowing their teens to listen to whores like Madonna, since the music isn't as bad as Heavy Metal, right? Wrong! Don't be fooled by Madonna's and Britney Spears' music, they're lesbians who promote sexual immorality through their music. "

I didn't know they were lesbians!!! Haha
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#26
I remember a study a found when doing a research paper on music censorship that noted that jazz music could cause homosexuality in mice and deafness in pigs. However, the article did not describe the effects on the researchers conducting the study.

I've been listening to metal for years and have yet to commit murder, but if I feel so inclined I know where to start. Maybe these groups are God's test of faith, since when they get mentioned I state my religion as absurdism instead of Christianity for fear of being associated with these nutcases. :hiding:
 
#27
One thing I hate about certain sects of my religion, are that some people are simply too hardshelled to accept anything more than what what they think.

I'm a proud Christian, but some of these people make me notsoproud. Honestly, Christianity is a religion of love, yet I find so many people that don't understand that and claim that they're Christians.

I can't stand people like that. :\
 
#28
Threads in Bass Humor forums that have no humor tend
to get moved somewhere else.

If its laughs, it stays.

If its religion, it goes to the Lobby.

If it is random musical discussion, it goes to the
MISC where many good threads go to die. Also, I can get
away with dumping a quasi-religious thread on the mods
there if I don't do it too often. They haven't noticed yet,
anyway.

I need a special infraction for people who can't be funny
in a funny forum. Unfunny? DING! 2 Points. :smug:

Ok, I'll leave it here and check back.
 
#29
Finally, an explanation...

killer_stabbing_mouse.jpg
 
#34
I know for a fact that during the Christian Crusades they were cranking Black Sabbath as they were "converting" the heathens. :hiding:

Or as Mr. Mustaine put it.."And when you kill a man you're a murderer; kill many and you're a conqueror; kill them all..ohhh...you're a god"
 
#37
Descartes was a tutor for the queen of Sweden. He contracted pneumonia, turned down the royal doctor's treatment, self-medicated with tobacco and alcohol, and died a few days later. Cogito ergo sum ultimately killed the man because his brain was off in the realm of soft sciences.

Hmmm, another alternative or two might be:

P: A uniform definition of "Hard Rock"
P: The mouse's existence
 
#40
Thor said:
If it is random musical discussion, it goes to the
MISC where many good threads go to die.
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Que? Then I must be a fool to like the Misc forum so much. I think some of the best threads on TB belong there. :ninja:

Thor said:
I need a special infraction for people who can't be funny
in a funny forum. Unfunny? DING! 2 Points. :smug:
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You sound like my nursery school teacher. "Chewing your food 19 times and not 20?" BAM! Demerit. :p
 

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