Even MORE important- what if you add in Mothman and the Funk Machine?
Jesus would return, and before the Apocolypse began, he'd jam with Geddy Lee and the Pope. (Wouldn't that be interesting? I guess that'd prove Geddy that He exists.
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Even MORE important- what if you add in Mothman and the Funk Machine?
And behold, on the 8th day God created Kong, and it was awesome..........
The day of creation missing from the scroll of Genesis!So that's what happened!
There is some obscure website that blows images up and allows you to print them on like, two thousand 8.5x11 sheets of paper to make actual wallpaper murals.. I can't seem to find it right now. Anyone? This bass could seriously be 30' long if we find a big enough wall.
Yes, The ancient biblical scribes removed that section to keep the tonal awesomeness of Kong a secret.........
Between 1987 and 1990, I was making and playing a custom beater bass I called "Kong".
The thing was ridiculous.
I sold Kong in 1990 in Los Angeles to help pay for an Alembic that was being made for me. I was just wondering if any TBers had ever come across The Mighty Kong; I've often wondered what his fate may have been.
Here is a screen-cap from a show in October of 1990:
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He was made of a natural finish, one-piece body (ash or alder; I never really knew), with a Fender P neck, that had a rosewood fingerboard and a brass nut. The string-retainer on the headstock was raised with a plastic spacer about 1/4", and there was a HipShot Detuner installed for the E-string. The bridge was a Bad Ass-I, actually routed and sunk into the body wood.
The pick-ups were all DiMarzio. There were two Jazz-types side-by-side at the bridge position, a P-type in the center, and an EB0-type at the neck.
The electronics were passive and active. The passive controls were all on the black panel on front. There were five switches along the top of the panel; from left-to-right, they were:
a three-way switch for the two J pups - selecting front, back, or both;
one on/off switch for each of the "three" pups (the dual J being considered as one pup);
one active/passive switch
The passive control knobs, left-to-right, were:
master tone; master volume (top row)
three individual volumes, one for each pup (bottom row)
Once the active switch was engaged, all of those controls were de-activated, and the three black control knobs under the P and EB0 pups were activated. The active electronics in Kong were from a Warwick Buzzard, and worked in the same way. Left-to-right, the knobs were:
two-tier stack pot for bass (bottom) and treble (top) boost or cut;
a balance control between the P and EB0 pups (I think the J pups were shut off when the active switch was engaged, but I may be wrong.);
one master volume.
Kong was sold with a black hard-shell case that has stickers and pictures all over it.
Also, Kong was very heavy; 15 lbs, or more.
Kong was a great and versatile bass; though, as I said, utterly ridiculous. If anyone here has ever seen him, please let me know... of course, he may have been completely taken apart for someone else's project.
Thanks!
~esa

Thanks. The b/w pics I've posted are cropped to just show the bass; not me or the other band members. They're are some great shots during that era. We had a photographer that would come to almost every show and shoot many rolls of film, develop and print the images - for free!Cool bass and great pics.
Now that's a fine idea! Who's the luthier?I'm thinking we need a Kong tribute bass.
Of course, I would love to have The Mighty Kong come home, but I know that's unrealistic. If he hasn't been disassembled for parts (and I think he has), he might just be somebody's prize possession. I just hope he's not rotting away in some attic, somewhere. He loves the stage!So...you sold this monster 20 years ago, and you want to find him....
If you ever DO find KONG, I would love to see if it wasn't canabilized for parts to make 4 other basses...
Very true!If I had the almighty "Kong" with all its knobs and switches, I would probably have to sit and jam on it for two days without sleep. The tonal possibilities are endless.
And behold, on the 8th day God created Kong, and it was awesome..........
Good call, but not entirely. The EB0 was added after I read an interview with Sheehan talking about how he loved Paul Samwell-Smith's tone in the Yardbirds, which is why he had put one in "The Wife". I checked out Samwell-Smith's recordings, checked out what Sheehan was doing with his, and took the plunge.Was this a Billy Sheehan "wife" inspired bass?
This is a great forum.If someone made a kong, I would pay upwards of a grand for one. It'd have to be lighter, though...and painted.
This one?
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