Heavy Metal Band Name Generator

[jtemple]

Evil Whale

 

[DDXdesign]

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"TurboMud"

Read all of the names in the thread and I still think TurboMud wins. =0)

 

[Rick Auricchio]

I've always liked "Death Perception" which is one I made up.

 

[vmabus]

"Malice in Wonderland" which I made up.

 

[Obese Chess]

At this point, the most common convention I see is either "Verbose Adjective Unrelated Verbose Noun" or, if you're in a prog-metal or djent band, "Plural Noun"

 

[letsrumble]

... or, if you're in a prog-metal or djent band, "Plural Noun"

That extends across the spectrum, from Psych Rock (Temples) to Indie Pop (Broods).

 

[Obese Chess]

That extends across the spectrum, from Psych Rock (Temples) to Indie Pop (Broods).

True. But then again, Volumes, Intervals, Monuments, Architects, Structures, Textures, Circles, Reflections, Auras, and Entities (just to name a few off the top of my head) all basically play the same genre of music, so that's what I was getting at.

 

[Gravedigger Dav]

My favorite was Ubertards.

 

[Atshen]

"Tight Body"

LOL

 

[friedtransistor]

Uh, kay then. I clicked through a few names, and then popped up... FleshDick. wow. Ok, now I can't stop laughing... AssWhale... Nothing but AIDS... FistTorture... Chaotic Bowels... AssFart... The Worst Players... Ancient Fart... I could go on all day. Who the hell came up this thing! Oh, and some more... Darkness with Finger... AnalBlood... Melting Pimple... SkullPerverts... ViolentMom... Brute Turd... CumGut... RectumVengance... 69 with the Turd... And last but not least... Leathal Pussy.

 

[Atshen]

"shagBitches"

LOL again

 

[5below]

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"TurboMud"

Don't they make Immodium for that???

 

[Qlanq]

The Dark Suicide. Like that one.

 

[GIBrat51]

I stopped after the first one I got: "Anal Thorn". To me, it seems pretty appropriate for a heavy metal band; but my musical taste runs more towards the Buddy Holly end of the spectrum, anyway. If you like it, I gladly relinquish any claim I might have on it...

 

[vmabus]

...ouch!

 

[Ethan117]

First result = Master Pussy.

Sinful Butt also got a chuckle...

 

[baceface]

Thats thing is great!

Here's what I got...

Sulphuric Blade
Mystic Face Smash

 

[vmabus]

Mystic Face Smash

EPIC!!

 

[Atshen]

"Bony Pants"

"Brute Gas"

"Boob Highness"

LOL

 

[TolerancEJ]

I clicked 3 times:

"Children of Mortis"

"WinterCrush"

"Darkness With Perverts"

WinterCrush actually isn't bad, though its best use is probably a hair band such as Poison/Motley Crue. Children of Mortis seems quite goth in nature, possibly leading into djent. Stay away from prison gigs using "Darkness With Perverts."