Heavy Metal Band Name Generator

[vmabus]

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"TurboMud"

 

[pcake]

some of the names it generates are pretty good - i got "violent suicide" first, but while "kill sin" and "abnormal breed" seem doable,"chaotic pants" didn't seem as good and "master mud" seemed like it would do better for a different kind of band. as far as "infected poop", no - just no

 

[GigantorTX]

"Unpleasant Jesus"

 

[Bodhammer]

"Leatherbach" which is pretty cool since my teacher started me on Suite for Solo Cello no. 1 in G major BWV 1007!

 

[dgrizzly]

VENOMOUS GRANDMOTHER

hide ya kids, granny wants a smooch

 

[BrewsterRooster]

Avenging Fart?

 

[Riverhead]

Valhalla Mist - Fantastic for Scandanavian Black Metal.
Nightsnot - Not so great...

 

[funkytoe]

Violent Mortis

 

[Imaginary Pony]

Dark Pain, Unpleasant Alcohol, dimensional Skin....

 

[.BumeStik.]

First two I got were "Death Face" and "Metal Butt". That thing sucks. Now I am all self conscious.

 

[dabaumtravis]

"Dicksin," which I originally misread as "Dickskin"

Edit: Also, "Unpleasant Abortion," "Metal AIDS," and "Divine Bears"

 

[String Theory]

"Absolute Hell". Not too shabby.

 

[BassCliff]

Hi,

Pretty fun! After a few clicks I got "Helpless Drummer".

Thank you for your indulgence,

BassCliff

 

[Ironbar]

I don't know. After hearing the name "Sonic Death Monkey" from the movie High Fidelity, all else sorta pales in comparison.

 

[GigantorTX]

DragonHolocaust, MachineFlame, and...Turbo Mom? Iron Sons is pretty great, along with Beware Of The Hunger.

 

[tangentmusic]

"Weird Grudge"
Me like..

 

[Anachronism]

Troll Prison...hmmm

 

[pklima]

Got some boring ones then these three all in a row: Holy Pants, Anal666, Bring Me The Bowels. What a great winning streak.

Some clicks later: Boob Slaves.

 

[pklima]

Now the question is - what percentage of these names are real bands actually found on Metal Archives?

 

[FolkMountain7]

NaziNail - No (Fascist Carpenters)
Gates of the Filth - No (Arsehole and/or mouth)
NecroDream - No (Fantasies with the deceased)
Everlasting Sucker - No (Willy Wonka turns to prostitution)
RocketBrutality - Maybe (Violence in the Space Age)
UndergroundHide - Maybe (Something made of Hipster Skin)
Dark Body - Maybe (Foreign person or burnt corpse)
BoobDrums - Maybe (Boobs and Drums)
Anal Romantics - Maybe (Very Organized 18th Century person)
Henry's Nail - No (Who the shag is Henry?)
Terminal Snake - Maybe (Dying reptile. Please help through KickStarter)
PainForce - Maybe (Batman meets Punisher)
Rocking the -Odin - ? (I honestly don't know)
Metal Snake - ? (This is starting to get stupid)

Ancient Hole - YES (Finally)