Just curious, have you checked on what's in Branson or Joplin? Looked on CL? I saw where you mentioned you don't have time/wherewithal to go on a gear safari, but, if you do, how about a quick trip over to Tulsa or up to KC(my hometown; Music Gear, Bentley's, Big Dude's, and a Palen's on the Kansas side, then three GC's), plus Butler Music on the way there in Harrisonville. There's also some cool little stores just over the state line in Lawrence, KS(Richard's or Mass Street Music in particular).
If I were you, I'd just get rid of all that stuff and start over.