Help needed! Where do I put it? And what do I put on it?

[tb-player]

I’ve shopped at American Musical Supply quite a bit over the years. Yesterday, I got a package from them and it included this sticker. I’ve never received this before. For some reason, I think it’s a really fun idea for a sticker (much better than the 437 Sweetwater logo stickers I have lying around ).

I feel like it would be kinda lame to just write my name and address on this and stick it on a piece of gear. I’m thinking I should be a little more creative with the sticker placement. And, of course, it’s just begging for something sarcastic/funny/amusing written in the blank space.

So I defer to my TB brothers and sisters.

Where should I stick it?
What should I write on it?

 

[two fingers]

Write something funny on it and send it to the fridge.

What about a TalkBass fridge? (literally)

(I really need to update the fridge AND the thread. I have a bunch of stickers sitting on top of it that need sticking.)

 

[btmpancake]

Here’s what to do with that rascal. Write down your name and A.D. phone#, guitar serial # for proof of ownership inside the control cavity on the back of your guitar.

 

[tb-player]

Here’s what to do with that rascal. Write down your name and A.D. phone#, guitar serial # for proof of ownership inside the control cavity on the back of your guitar.

That’s actually kind of brilliant. I may just print out a bunch of address stickers & do that to all my basses and guitars.

 

[gln1955]

Draw a Fender logo on it with a Sharpie and stick it on a Squier headstock.

 

[tb-player]

Draw a Fender logo on it with a Sharpie and stick it on a Squier headstock.

I dunno man. Squiers are really popular around here. Maybe I should draw a Squier logo on it and stick it on a Fender headstock.

 

[tb-player]

Write something funny on it and send it to the fridge.

What about a TalkBass fridge? (literally)

(I really need to update the fridge AND the thread. I have a bunch of stickers sitting on top of it that need sticking.)

Ah nice. I haven't seen the fridge. That's a great idea. Better on a fridge than on a bass... lol

 

[Bertr]

> Where should I stick it?
A church organ
What should I write on it?
God

 

[tb-player]

> Where should I stick it?
A church organ
What should I write on it?
God

Yes! Granted, I don't have access to a church organ, but I like where this is headed.

 

[bigthemat]

seems like the perfect opportunity for a your mom joke. Those are still popular, right?

 

[Killing Floor]

Forehead?

 

[tb-player]

Forehead?

Unfortunately, the sticker's not big enough for my forehead... lol

 

[swink]

On the drummer / Health Department .

 

[sxaxsx]

Hmm... Are you married?

 

[Winslow]

Hmm... Are you married?

Yeah, I had a similar idea, but your SO would need to be a highly confident individual.

 

[jchrisk1]

I think Property of Chuck Norris will deter even the most brave from considering touching whatever you decide to put it on.

 

[mike buzzetti]

Write IM UR SPERM DONOR ! on it

 

[dbsfgyd1]

I’ve shopped at American Musical Supply quite a bit over the years. Yesterday, I got a package from them and it included this sticker. I’ve never received this before. For some reason, I think it’s a really fun idea for a sticker (much better than the 437 Sweetwater logo stickers I have lying around ).

I feel like it would be kinda lame to just write my name and address on this and stick it on a piece of gear. I’m thinking I should be a little more creative with the sticker placement. And, of course, it’s just begging for something sarcastic/funny/amusing written in the blank space.

So I defer to my TB brothers and sisters.

Where should I stick it?
What should I write on it?

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I wouldn’t dare on this board to ask for advice on where to stick anything….

 

[Ostie]

Elvis. Then stick it on sumpin’ and sell it for a tidy profit.

 

[Jtimbo123]

LOL seriously, a thread about what to write on a sticker?