To date: (corrections/additions welcome).
https://www.facebook.com/talkbass: TB's Facebook site.
http://www.talkbass.com/forum/ TB's home page, now's a good time to visit if you haven't seen it before.
8x10, 4x12, 1x15: For speaker cabinets, the number and size of the speakers mounted in the cabinet.
15/6/1, 15/6, 12/6, 151566: For speaker cabinets containing speakers of different sizes.
$$: Warwick Double Humbucker
[OT] A polite way to mark up a comment to indicate that you know you're making an Off Topic post in a thread so you don't get flamed. [/OT]
+1 (or any number): Agreed. More numbers= you HIGHLY agree.
A/B: When you compare two instruments by playing them one after another.
ABG: Acoustic Bass Guitar
AFAICS As Far As I Can See
AFAIK: As Far As I Know
AFAICT: As far as I can tell
All original: As in "an all original '63 Fender Jazz Bass".
Atoz: Icon designed from TBr Atoz'. Also, photochopped many a time in the TB Photochop thread.
AUB: Acoustic Upright Bass
AYFKM: Just what you'd think(not specific to TB). Are you freakin' kidding me?
B&B - Neck is blocked & bound
Backline: What amps are being used for a gig. Used a lot in rental situations..."Backline provided".
Bacon: You know... bacon.
Ban, Banned (Temp/Permanent): What happens to TBer's who are unable to control what comes out of their keyboard on to their screen and into their TB posts AND, who are unable/unwilling to change despite warnings from TB mods.
BardsTale: Ok I made this up, I loved the old game and I love TBr Bard2theBones' stories
Bassface : A particularly ugly/funny/odd facial expression associated with a person "feelin' it" while playing.
BFM: Bill Fitzmaurice - audio and speaker cab guru.
'bic = Alembic
Blocked - Rectangular inlays in fretboard at 3rd, 5th etc. frets
Blocks: Fretboard Markings
BOH: Back of House (to go along with FOH] Back line, monitors, etc...anything heard on stage.
Boner Bass: basses with an extra long top horn.
Bound - Fretboard edges inlaid with material of contrasting color
BSO: Bass-Shaped Object, a poorly-made 'bass-shaped object'. Heard more in DB(double bass)forums
Bump or Bumping: When you post in your own thread or another TBr's thread to move it to the top of the thread list.
CAR: Candy Apple Red
Carrots: in a thread poll, a choice provided by the pollster for TBers who want to vote but don't care about the poll question.
CIJ: "Crafted In Japan"
Closet Classic: Bass that has some signs of aging, cracked finish etc., as if stored in a closet for many years.
Coffee Table: Instrument with highly figured top
Combo: amp and speaker built into one cabinet.
DB: Double Bass (as played by Jazz, Rock-a-billy and other musicians.)
DC: Double Cut Body Style (two horns).
DI, DI Box, Direct Box: Unit to plug bass into that splits signal for sending clean bass signal to PA and to amp. Many amps have them built in with a switch (Pre/Post DI) to send either EQ'd tone or clean, unfiltered bass tone to the PA
Dinger: Dingwall BAss
Dots: Fretboard Marking
Emo: Emotional (as in, Don't get all emo over this!)
EB: Electric Bass Guitar. Term usually seen on the DB forum side of TB.
EQ: Adjusting the Highs, Mids, Lows to shape the sound of your bass.
EQ, Equalizer: Multi-Band (frequency) tone controls the allow control over specific frequencies. Can be Built-in amp, pedal, rack unit or stand alone unit. Also can be digital.
ERB: Extended Range Bass
EURB or EUB: Electric Upright Bass
FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions. Please read the TB list.
Fassa: Legendary newbie TBr.
FCOL: for cryin' out loud
fdeck: TBr/Designer of a popular adjustable high-pass-filter used to cut out undesirable low freq. noise below specific frequencies.
fEARful: DIY speaker cabs designed by TBr Greenboy
Feeler: Used mainly on the "for sale" forums. Meaning "I'll sell if I get what I believe is top dollar."
Fenderbird: A bass made from parts of a Gibson(or copy)Thunderbird & a Fender(usually). Typically a T-Bird body, Fender neck and any kind of electronics. The late John Entwistle had several made
Fingerboard: Fret Board WITHOUT Frets (Fretless)
FL: Fretless
Flame: A wood pattern, usually associated with a top.
Flame: To unleash copious amounts of vitriol on a fellow TBr. Note: can get you banned.
FOH: Front Of House (as in, in front of the PA).
Frankenstein: A bass made of various, sometimes rarely-used-together parts
Freq/Freqs: Frequency/Frequencies
Fretboard: Board With Frets (Fretted)
Fridge: Ampeg 8x10 cab
FSR: Factory Special Run
Fugly: Beyond ugly ... ******* + Ugly
FUQUA'd: Having DBr Ed Fuqua bastardize your TB handle.
FWIW: For What It's Worth.
GAS: Gear Acquisition Syndrome.
GAT: Get a teacher
GC: Guitar Center. A chain of music stores.
Get the hell off my lawn: Uused by old guys when noobs et.al. make us cranky.
Git Player: Guitar Player
GK - Gallien Krueger
GL: Can Refer to "Geddy Lee" (ie. The model) or G&L basses.
Greenboy: designer of fEARful and other light weight cabs.
GTG: Get Together.
Guitard: Derogatory term for guitar players. Frowned upon on TB except when applicable.
Hannie = Hanewinckle
HH: Double Humbucker Pickup Combo
High Pass Filter (Rumble Filter/Subsonic Filter): effect built to eliminate low freqs. below a specific freq. Eliminate inaudible low bass frequencies that suck amplifier power and can damage/blow speakers. Some amps have it built in.
Hissy Quit: See Rage Quit
Hoffy - Hofner
HTH: Hope That Helps.
Hz: A Measurement Of Cycles Per Second
Ibbie, Ibby: Ibanez
IBTL: In Before The Thread Lock (Frowned upon by TB mods). Making a post before it's locked due to issues in a thread.
IEM: In ear monitors. System used to replace on stage floor monitors.
iOS: (previously iPhone OS) is a mobile operating system developed/distributed by Apple Inc. Also of for iPad, iPod Touch.
IIRC: If I Remember Correctly
IME: In my experience
IMHO: In My Humble Opinion or In My Honest Opinion
IMO: In my opinion.
Jazz: Fender Jazz Bass or basses built in the style.
J/H: Jazz/Humbucker Pickup Combination
J/P/J: Bass built the format of: Jazz p/up, Precision P/up, Jazz P/up. Usually with a Fender Jazz Bass style bass.
J-Bass: Fender Jazz Bass or basses built in the style.
JM(H)O: Just My (Humble) Opinion
LGS: Lead Guitarist's Disease
Lownered: To start a thread or post once ( usually a trollish type post ) and leave a thread forever.
LP or LPB: Les Paul or Les Paul Bass (Referring to the body style) or even Lake Placid Blue (A colour)
LSD: Lead Singer's Disease
Macca: Paul McCartney
MHDW: Maki has done worse
MIA: Often referred to as "Made In America". Also "Missing In Action" for all the army buffs.
Mic/Mic'd or Mike/Miked: Microphone
MicroThumpinator: See High Pass Filter.
Mid-Forward: Bass cab that emphasizes mid-range.
Mids: Generally between ____ Hz and ____ Hz.
MIJ: "Made In Japan"
MIK: "Made In Korea"
MIM: "Made In Mexico"
MM or EBMM: Music Man or Ernie Ball Music Man. MM can also refer to the Marcus Miller signature bass
Mod(s): Moderator(s). They can shut you up.
Mod(s): Modify, as in "Mod a bass" or "What mods does your bass have?"
Mojo: Extensive wear on a bass due to years of playing. Such basses seem to have a deep history or charisma.
Mosh Girl: Photochop thread based a girl dancing in mosh pit. Mosh Girl Photoshop Thread
Mothman: bass of legend, forged in the depths of hell
My Inspired Pose: Photochop thread based on TBr Oniman's picture: My inspired pose
NAD: New amp day
N'Ampeg: Ampegs of overseas manufacture
NBD: New Bass Day
NBD: No big deal
NIMBY: Not in my backyard.
No pic, no hot chick: Calling out a fellow TBr to provide pics of the "hot chick" he/she referenced in a previous post.
No pic, no _____: Used when you want a TBr to provide pics of whatever has been referenced in a previous post.
Noob/Newbie/Newb: New Member
NOOB: (Newbie) Can mean *new to whatever subject is being discussed* not just *new to TB*
NOS: applies to any object that was originally made years ago and is still in new condition for sale.
NOS: Is not always an RI(Re Issue).
NOS: New Old Stock. Always a Reissue Bass. It's like it's NEVER been played and never aged.
NTTAWWT: Not that there's anything wrong with that
OP: Original Poster
Original: As in "an original, '63 Fender Jazz Bass".
OT: Off Topic
OTOH: On The Other Hand
P: Fender Precision Bass or basses built in the style.
PA: Public Address system used to amplify vocals and various musical instruments that a band uses.
P/G: Pickguard
P/H: Precision/Humbucker Pickup Combo
P/J: Precision/Jazz pickup combination. Usually installed on a Jazz Bass. Precision p/u- neck position, Jazz p/up bridge position.
Precision: based on Fender Precision Bass.
P/U or Pups: Pickups
Paul Determan: Forum administrator/owner. Contact with any issues the mods can't handle or to file complaints.
P-Bass: Precision Bass
PBDDI: Tech 21 Programmable Bass Driver DI
PDDI: Tech 21 Para Driver DI
Photochop: modifying a photo, usually in a humorous way. Modified version of Photoshop.
Pic: Picture
Pillow: Bass tone that emphasizes the lower frequencies but is not distorted but more smooth/rounded tone.
Plank: DBer's derisive term for electric bass guitar
PM: Private Message sent through TalkBass
Port, Ported: Usually a round hole cut into a speaker cabinet with a specific length plastic pipe extension attached. To maximize bass response.
POS: Piece of ****. Not a good piece of equipment.
Pot: Potentiometer. Volume control, etc.
Pron: Porn
PUPs(s): Pickup(s)
Pwned: Owned, as in, (I pwned you!)
QFT: Quoted for Truth
Rack, Rack Mount(ed): amps, pre-amps, etc. designed (with ears/tabs) to be semi-permanently mounted into a (usually) metal box (rack). Many racks are modified to hold pretty much any thing that will fit in them.
Rage Quit: Posting a tantrum thread and then quitting TB. Possibly deleting one's account in the process.
Ramp: Small piece of rectangular wood placed to fill space between pickups and usually used to rest your thumb.
RB5: Roscoe Beck 5-string
Relic a bass: Nicks, scratches. etc. added to a bass to make it look like you've been gigging/playing it for 30 years.
Respect: Number one rule on TB: Respect your fellow TBr's at all times when posting.
RI: Reissue
Ric: Rickenbacker Basses
Rumble Filter: See High Pass Filter
SABDDI: Tech 21 SansAmp Bass Driver DI.
SC: Single Cut Body Style.
Scale Length: The length from the nut of the bass, so the bridge of the bass.
SDMH: Shaking My D*** Head
Search is your friend: A polite way to inform a thread creator to use the Search function.
Shelf port: Alternative to a round port. Usually built as a specific full-length or full-width opening to maximize speaker capabilities. Can also be built into both sides of a speaker cabinet.
Sig: Signature
Siggable: A phrase or comment worth putting into the TB signature display space.
Sigged: Putting another TBr' phrase into your TB signature display space.
Signature: display area at the bottom of posts.
Single Cut: Bass with only one cut away.
Slab: DBer's derisive term for bass guitar
Slab: Bass w/o comfort shaping, like the original Fender Precision Basses.
Slab: Rosewood fingerboard with a flat bottom on a neck with comparable mating surface.
SM57: An Industry Standard Microphone made by the Sure company. Mostly used to mic instruments.
SM58: An industry standard vocal microphone made by the Sure company.
Spec(s): Specifications
SR5: Ernie Ball Stingray 5-string
Stammie: Stambaugh bass
Sticky: Thread that rises to such popularity or contains highly useful information that is placed permanently at the top of the forum it originated in for TBr's easy access.
Subsonic Filter: See High Pass Filter.
Supporting Member: $20.00, $60.00-GOLD supporting member. Larger message storage and avatar pics + other benefits.
SX Basses: Essex Basses
TB: TalkBass
TBBFM: The Best Bass For Metal
TG: TalkGuitar.com, TB's sister site.
The Best Bass for Metal: Humorous reply to a thread/post taken from a thread the asked "What's the best bass for Metal?"
The Best Bass For ________: Humorous reply to a thread/post that asks about "The best", "The most" or any other overused superlative.
The Qintar: An old poster on Talkbass.
TI: Thomastik-Infeld strings, TI Flats
TL;DR: Too long, Don't Read. Too long, Didn't Read. Summary of long post, usually seen at the beginning of the post.
Tort: Tortoise Shell (pickguard)
Troll: A person who posts for the sole purpose of stirring the pot.
TTIUWOP or TTIUWP: This Thread Is Useless Without Pics
TTT: "To The Top", alternative to Bump. Typed in a post to get a thread moved to the top of the thread list.
Tug Bar: Small piece of rectangular wood/plastic placed on top or bottom side of bass to rest thumb/fingers.
URB or UB: Upright Bass
Vintage: Previously used to describe old basses until incorporated into the names of new basses made in the style of old basses.
VTC: Vintage Tone Control
'wick: Warwick
WinISD: Free speaker cabinet design program available in the Interwebz.
Wish: Bass-shaped object made by Steve Wishnevsky- rumored to be capable of making bass like sounds
WTL;DR: Way too long, Didn't read. See TL;DR.
Wunkay: G&L L-100 bass
WWMD: What Would Maki Do.
YMMV: Your Mileage May Vary. Advising a reader that taking your advice is at his/her own risk.