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I'm kind of embarrassed they're American.
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I'm kind of embarrassed they're American.
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- Thread starter AlphaMale
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I don't know... I had a girl from overseas ask me what month and year it was in Australia.
She was dead serious too.Incredible.
Lmfao:
"Dammit! Russia beat us to teleportation technology! Ok! This has happened before! Here's what you do!
A: Get every bottle in your house and fill it with water. Russians melt when they make contact with water! I learned this from 'The Wizard of Oz'
B: Run in the direction of the nearest large body of water! If there is none nearby, see B2
B2: Call the police, they will send fire trucks to your location. The fire trucks have high-powered hoses that instantly destroy anything Russian made.
C: Wait for already said forces from Michigan to come. It has already been reported on the news that their private army has been equipped with the latest Super-Soakers. They will be moving out as soon as possible!
D: Change your radio station to 94.2FM, they will be giving evacuation locations.
E: If you do not have access to a radio, phone, or any other source of communication, find the nearest fire hydrant and open it. Michigan forces will be looking for water blasting into the sky, and will come to you immediately
F: If all else fails, hide in the nearest enclosed area with a knife. Russians have no ability to open doors and will attempt to slide underneath it. When they do, strike!"
Lmfao:
"Dammit! Russia beat us to teleportation technology! Ok! This has happened before! Here's what you do!
A: Get every bottle in your house and fill it with water. Russians melt when they make contact with water! I learned this from 'The Wizard of Oz'
B: Run in the direction of the nearest large body of water! If there is none nearby, see B2
B2: Call the police, they will send fire trucks to your location. The fire trucks have high-powered hoses that instantly destroy anything Russian made.
C: Wait for already said forces from Michigan to come. It has already been reported on the news that their private army has been equipped with the latest Super-Soakers. They will be moving out as soon as possible!
D: Change your radio station to 94.2FM, they will be giving evacuation locations.
E: If you do not have access to a radio, phone, or any other source of communication, find the nearest fire hydrant and open it. Michigan forces will be looking for water blasting into the sky, and will come to you immediately
F: If all else fails, hide in the nearest enclosed area with a knife. Russians have no ability to open doors and will attempt to slide underneath it. When they do, strike!"
I had an american lass, ask where I was from, I told her Scotland, to that she laughed and said, "No, really, where are you from? Scotland is only in the movies" 
I had an american lass, ask where I was from, I told her Scotland, to that she laughed and said, "No, really, where are you from? Scotland is only in the movies"
lmao
I had an american lass, ask where I was from, I told her Scotland, to that she laughed and said, "No, really, where are you from? Scotland is only in the movies"
Lmao, worst I've had is the "Damn foreigners" from a couple of vacationing Floridians in my humble cow-town ):
We are lucky, most of our idiots live in council houses and steal the wiring to make some money, so they dont have any electricity or computer connections
I suspect that this is either a joke or just a particularly naive and or slow individual. Maybe just a young kid or the like. Whatever.
I think that the problem these days is not intelligence, I find kids to be smart as hell these days, it's rather a lack of focus combined with the "me,me,me" climate of the "age of instant gratification".
You get kids that are able to do anything on a comp, know everything there is to know about a zillion different games and gaming systems but can't find Oregon on a map.
I don't know... I had a girl from overseas ask me what month and year it was in Australia.
HEY, Im no girl
just kiddin, wasnt me
