How heavy is too heavy for a Bass Ukulele?

[Hawk256]

Seems like a fair question given all the responses from other "how heavy" threads. Also how many people can I offend with one single attempt at humor?

 

[VegetarianBass]

Anything over 8oz probably

 

[johnh89]

I think that even made out of solid lignum vitae , you would be hard pushed to make it 4lb . Not heavy enough for me

 

[jd56hawk]

Much like a little boy putting on his father's clothes, I simply can't get past how funny someone looks with such a tiny thing, so it doesn't matter if they're light as a feather or heavy as a bag of cement.