How many...?

[mikeoso]

How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The drummer screwed it up, make him fix it.

 

[rickdog]

None. The keyboard player can do it with her left hand.

 

[malthumb]

One. It is ALWAYS on the one. But how many guitarists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. He just holds it up and the world revolves around him.

Then there's the one about the drummer who locked his keys in his car. Took him half the day to get his family out. But then again, everybody knows that's a lie. I mean c'mon...a drummer that can drive? Get real.

 

[dragon68]

...But how many guitarists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. He just holds it up and the world revolves around him....

I always heard this about singers, not guitarists.

The one I heard about guitarists is:
"How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? Ten: 1 to change the light bulb and 9 to sit around saying 'I can change it faster.'"

 

[mikeoso]

How many metal bassists does it take...?

Doesn't matter, man...it'll still be dark as the pit of hell.

 

[biguglyman]

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but the bulb has to really want to change.

 

[Michedelic]

None. They’re content to just stand in the back and not be seen anyway.

 

[Groove Doctor]

How many bassists does it take to change a light globe?

1 5 1 5 1 5 1 .......