how not to sell beef

[Floating teetH]

I saw a commercial on TV earlier that said something like, "Only 2% of the meat is prime rib. That means prime rib is 98% better than any other piece of meat!"

So I said to myself, "by that logic, if only 1% of a cow is bile, that means bile is 99% better than any other part of the cow!"

I can see this thread going places.

 

[SpectorBass308]

So anyway, I was talking to Bill in the elevator today and he said that cheese nips are'nt made with real cheese. can you believe it.

 

[Floating teetH]

So anyway, I was talking to Bill in the elevator today and he said that cheese nips are'nt made with real cheese. can you believe it.

Twinkies are made of rocks.

 

[Vince S.]

So anyway, I was talking to Bill in the elevator today and he said that cheese nips are'nt made with real cheese. can you believe it.

Say it ain't so

 

[IconBasser]

poo.

 

[driver800]

i heard that non-dairy creamer is made of bone marrow.

 

[IconBasser]

so is jello

 

[Poop-Loops]

i heard that non-dairy creamer is made of bone marrow.

No, that's soap.

 

[IconBasser]

really? eeewwwwwwww.... I feel so unclean...

 

[Floating teetH]

No, that's soap.

wait, soap is what happens when you apply something basic to animal fat.

 

[MakiSupaStar]

So anyway, I was talking to Bill in the elevator today and he said that cheese nips are'nt made with real cheese. can you believe it.

They certainly smell like cheese when you fart them out.

 

[Chriss62]

It's just like the time I told him to get off of the roof. What was he doing up there???



I know what.?@

 

[MakiSupaStar]

It's just like the time I told him to get off of the roof. What was he doing up there???



I know what.?@

HaHa. I get it. He was tying his shoe.

 

[TallLankyBastyd]

So Jello is made out of soap?!?

Has anyone informed Bill Cosby about this?!? Wait... or is that pudding?

 

[Relic]

Twinkies are made of rocks.

hey hey hey dont you be bad-mouthing twinkies! Why, they may just be man's greatest invention.

made from bone-marrow of course. And artificial cheese

 

[labgnat]

my beef sells quite well, it's cause i only have bumps on it when i shave

 

[jady]

How about the new Wendy's commercial, WE DON"T FREEZE OUR BEEF PATTIES?!?!?!?!?!?!

So their new selling point is we don't use the best way to ensure safe and healthy food?

 

[Bryan316]

Best way to ensure safe and healthy food is to cook ground beef to well done.



IN THE FLAMES OF MORDOR

 

[Floating teetH]

hey hey hey dont you be bad-mouthing twinkies! Why, they may just be man's greatest invention.

made from bone-marrow of course. And artificial cheese

I saw this on a TV show. I think it was 20-20 or 60 minutes or something. They had a guy showing how twinkies were made and he had a display of the necessary materials. It was basically a chemistry lab with what were basically rocks, but I don't think they were igneous rocks, sedimentary rocks, or metamorphic rocks.

Also, I think jello is supposed to be made of ground-up horse hooves, but that's probably just what they say to keep people from the real truth: Jello is made of ground up hooves of satan.

 

[AdlerAugen]

not that it matters.

just had to find a picture of it instead of saying it =)

so since only 1% of my cooking is bad, it should be better than the other 99% of my cooking!