How Often do You Clean Your Umbilicus?

[DerHoggz]

Recently upon exiting the shower I came to realize there was a preponderance of some buildup in my navel. I will admit that I am not the most disciplined cleaner of my navel, and I have never had proper instruction. I was wondering if you have any cleaning regimen and if you can provide me with any more information regarding this buildup and proper care of the navel?

 

[Darth Handsome]

I knew an umbilicus in the CIA that had a stutter. Cost it its life, damn it.

 

[Humbled]

I thought an umbilicus was a f-hole humidifier.

 

[decentbassbreh]

What the heck

 

[decentbassbreh]

Why would you post this??? why not google it? Or ask a doctor?

 

[Bloodhammer]

Use an olive fork.

 

[fraublugher]

Melon baller.
Sees you through , we hope.

 

[nukes_da_bass]

I have an inny.
Does this pose more of a challenge?

 

[cardboardJoe]

I have my significant other clean it for me.



with ketchup.

 

[4StringAxe]

A little lighter fluid and a match ... be sure to lay flat.

 

[wild4oldcars]

Every time I vacuum the house, i just take the little sucker tool out.

 

[Riseinside1892]

Steel wool

 

[Ed Fuqua]

...yawn...

 

[nukes_da_bass]

 

[Darth Handsome]

If you ask me, and people usually do, the answer lies somewhere between more Black Sabbath & a lot more Black Sabbath.

 

[nukes_da_bass]

If you would simply PRACTICE proper double bass technique, you might not even SEE your umbilicus for years.

 

[tastybasslines]

I put some tuna in there and let the rough part of my cats tongue work some magic.

 

[tastybasslines]

 

[hover]

I implore you to be careful.
If you futz around with it too much, it'll untie, right quick, and you will deflate.

YES, like a balloon. It ain't pretty.

Or, your guts will spill out. Also not pretty. Ain't nobody got time for that.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Ach. We've been bamboozled.