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How Often do You Clean Your Umbilicus?

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by DerHoggz, Jun 2, 2014.


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  1. DerHoggz

    DerHoggz I like cats :| Banned

    Feb 13, 2009
    Western Pennsylvania
    Recently upon exiting the shower I came to realize there was a preponderance of some buildup in my navel. I will admit that I am not the most disciplined cleaner of my navel, and I have never had proper instruction. I was wondering if you have any cleaning regimen and if you can provide me with any more information regarding this buildup and proper care of the navel?
     
  2. Darth Handsome

    Darth Handsome Banned

    Oct 1, 2010
    Winnipeg
    I knew an umbilicus in the CIA that had a stutter. Cost it its life, damn it.
     
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  3. I thought an umbilicus was a f-hole humidifier.
     
  4. What the heck
     
  5. Why would you post this??? :eek: why not google it? Or ask a doctor?
     
  6. Bloodhammer

    Bloodhammer Twinkle Twinkle Black Star

    Jul 7, 2009
    Shreveport, Louisiana
    Use an olive fork.
     
  7. fraublugher

    fraublugher

    Nov 19, 2004
    ottawa, ontario, canada
    music school retailer
    Melon baller.
    Sees you through , we hope.:beaver:
     
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  8. nukes_da_bass

    nukes_da_bass Banned

    Feb 19, 2006
    west suburban boston
    I have an inny.
    Does this pose more of a challenge?
     
  9. I have my significant other clean it for me.



    with ketchup.
     
  10. 4StringAxe

    4StringAxe

    Jul 27, 2009
    A little lighter fluid and a match ... be sure to lay flat.
     
  11. wild4oldcars

    wild4oldcars

    Jan 22, 2012
    Garner, NC
    Every time I vacuum the house, i just take the little sucker tool out.
     
  12. Steel wool
     
  13. Ed Fuqua

    Ed Fuqua

    Dec 13, 1999
    NYC
    Chuck Sher publishes my book, WALKING BASSICS:The Fundamentals of Jazz Bass Playing.
    ...yawn...
     
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  14. nukes_da_bass

    nukes_da_bass Banned

    Feb 19, 2006
    west suburban boston
    :beaver:
     
  15. Darth Handsome

    Darth Handsome Banned

    Oct 1, 2010
    Winnipeg
    If you ask me, and people usually do, the answer lies somewhere between more Black Sabbath & a lot more Black Sabbath.
     
  16. nukes_da_bass

    nukes_da_bass Banned

    Feb 19, 2006
    west suburban boston
    If you would simply PRACTICE proper double bass technique, you might not even SEE your umbilicus for years.
     
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  17. tastybasslines

    tastybasslines Banned

    May 9, 2010
    Los Angeles, CA
    I put some tuna in there and let the rough part of my cats tongue work some magic.
     
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  18. tastybasslines

    tastybasslines Banned

    May 9, 2010
    Los Angeles, CA
    randy-stomach-hits-lady-in-face-on-bus.
     
  19. hover

    hover

    Oct 4, 2008
    Massachusetts
    I implore you to be careful.
    If you futz around with it too much, it'll untie, right quick, and you will deflate.

    YES, like a balloon. It ain't pretty.

    Or, your guts will spill out. Also not pretty. Ain't nobody got time for that.
     
  20. Darth Handsome

    Darth Handsome Banned

    Oct 1, 2010
    Winnipeg
    Ach. We've been bamboozled.
     

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