jazzin will die from friendly fire when canada invades and take over the united states in the year 2044
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How will the poster before you die?
- Thread starter Bard2dbone
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GK will die after the other twelve BOBs realize that he hasn't once offered to pay for the pizza at their poker games.
Mayhem will die after checking to see if Scottish bagpipe players wear underwear or not under their kilts.
Yeah, but I saw what you posted before your edit!!!
Yeah....I was a minute late.
Anyways !!
What a way to go!! They just can't see the funny side at all, can they?bassybill: Lynched by a horde of angry fundamentalist Christians- forced to eat pages of Darwin's The Origin of the Species until his stomach exploded.
Edit: damn, posted too late
TPAM will... hang on, done him already.
bassybill will be torn apart by Jenny Craig dropouts when someone shoves Snickers in his pockets and throws him in the Fat Farm.
Dis will pass on at the ripe old age of 101. Cause of death will be the massive explosion caused by the combined factors of her intense broccoli/black bean diet, her post-retirement part time job in a blimp factory, + her new found penchant for sneaking cigars during working hours...
At 294, Relic chooses to renew his Talkbass subscription over his "Eternity" internet subscription.
His life force is consequently terminated by the "Circle of Immortals", a society of intellectuals who have been preserving natural life for the past 280 years.
His life force is consequently terminated by the "Circle of Immortals", a society of intellectuals who have been preserving natural life for the past 280 years.
Depth Charge, at the age of 92 will die, well,.........by a stray depth charge. To add to the Irony, he will be at least 50 miles inland at the time.
Chunk-O-Funk will die attempting to rebuild Leonardo Da Vinci's flying machine, but will be blown into a pylon by a freak wind.
wdinc01 will perish seconds after shouting: "Hey, y'all! Watch this!"
I don't think you'll ever know how much I dream about that!
Anyway, Fassa will die at the young age of 34 after messing up a teenage girl's wareshinobu hairstyle. But it won't be the girl who does her in. It'll be the girls mother, who was trying live her dreams of becoming a Japanese themed beauty pageant winner through her daughter. After seeing the hair is slightly lopsided, she'll go nuts and run Fassa off the road in her oversized SUV. It'll be very tragic.
