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How will the poster before you die?

#23
Chris2112 said:
Captain Chaos will be sodomised to death. Or die in a wind surfing catastophe.
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He'll actually be lynched by a load of angry folks from the local "Ducks' quacks DO echo - stop spreading the lie. We can't believe anyone on the planet is dumb enough to actually think otherwise, let alone repeat it or even choose it for their user title on an Internet forum" chapter.
 
#24
TPAM will meet their doom after a bout of insanity leads them to think they're buzz lightyear. From atop the Empire State building he will cry "To infinity and beyond!" as he leaps with his cardboard wings spread eagle. Horrified onlookers watch as he plumets to his death in the bed of a spetic truck.


Edit: Holy crap, this is my 666th post. An Omen?
 
#26
bassybill: Lynched by a horde of angry fundamentalist Christians- forced to eat pages of Darwin's The Origin of the Species until his stomach exploded.

Edit: damn, posted too late :D
 
#31
TPAM will, while running from airport security for having a pair of antique nail clippers he won't give up, speed around a corner, trip over a mop bucket and plunge head-first into a Starbucks stand, whereby knocking over the barrista, who in a fit of rage will steam TPAM to death. (This will spark a nation-wide outrage, causing a ban on steam machines across the entire northern continent, which will plunge Starbucks stock into the toilet...) (All due respect to syciprider, I loved his ending idea and had to expand on it! thanks.:D )
 
#32
labgnat said:
tpam will die from choking on a fingernail while anxiously awaiting a date with a smoking hottie. it'll be a sad day for many.


and just so you guys know, i'm pretty much immortal so dont' bother using this TPAM nonsense on me. it just won't work
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TPAM will die dancing with the geisha at the Miytan Odori dances, getting entangled on their kimono and being stabbed with a gladiolus.
 
#36
gottawalk said:
TPAM will, while running from airport security for having a pair of antique nail clippers he won't give up, speed around a corner, trip over a mop bucket and plunge head-first into a Starbucks stand, whereby knocking over the barrista, who in a fit of rage will steam TPAM to death. (This will spark a nation-wide outrage, causing a ban on steam machines across the entire northern continent, which will plunge Starbucks stock into the toilet...) (All due respect to syciprider, I loved his ending idea and had to expand on it! thanks.:D )
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well if my death can get starbucks to go out of business then im' happy and will have done more in death than life. for that i'll be proud. if pride is possible in the afterlife. oh wait i'm immortal :hyper:
yippee for me.
 

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