How would you choose to die?

[Webtroll]

The old Alaska gold rush joke abt becoming a genuine sourdough.

Drink a gallon of rum, fight and defeat a grizz, and have sex with an eskimo woman.

Guy takes up challenge, drinks rum, disappears out the door. Returns much later, cloths torn almost all off, body ripped up almost as bad, still drunk as a lord, and asks, "Ok where's that eskimo woman I've gotta fight?"

LOL!

 

[tastybasslines]

Suicide.

Not anytime soon, though.

Really? Suicide is considered the "ultimate form of self criticism". Would you want people to remember you that way?

 

[Bloodhammer]

I think it's the ultimate form of self control.

And if I don't die before I plan on offing myself (old and feeble), there won't be many who remember me or care.

 

[tastybasslines]

I think it's the ultimate form of self control.

And if I don't die before I plan on offing myself (old and feeble), there won't be many who remember me or care.

Sorry to hear that. I hope you have people and love in your life for as long as you live and give you reason to hang around.

 

[DiabolusInMusic]

I want to go out with/in a hail of gunfire.

 

[fishtx]

In my sleep, from natural causes, after living out a healthy and happy life.

This sounds pretty good to me...

 

[Bloodhammer]

Sorry to hear that. I hope you have people and love in your life for as long as you live and give you reason to hang around.

I'll hang around, but not for the dementia and diapers stage.

 

[tastybasslines]

But when dementia comes, you will forget how to do it. LOL.

 

[Bloodhammer]

What'd ya say Billy?

 

[BurningSkies]

It would involve these: [Invalid or Expired Link Removed]

 

[4Mal]

Terminal orgasm... Damned inconvenient for your partner but there ya go... Selfish basstage..

 

[BawanaRik]

The best I heard was getting shot by her daddy the sheriff when he checks in on his daughter.

My guess will be I'll be going to one of the A Dam houses where they are civilized enough to allow people a taste of dignity.

 

[Relic]

I think it's the ultimate form of self control.

And if I don't die before I plan on offing myself (old and feeble), there won't be many who remember me or care.

I'd go with Bloodhammer here.
If I were old and feeble, I really wouldn't want to burden my kids with my care. And if they were all grown with families of their own and lives of their own. Pfff it's a no brainer, I'd love to be able to check out at the time and place (and way) of my own choosing.

 

[BawanaRik]

It would involve these: [Invalid or Expired Link Removed]

No thanks.

But did you know Iceland is weaning them selves totally off fossil fuels?

 

[BawanaRik]

I'll hang around, but not for the dementia and diapers stage.

There's no dignity in Depends.

A Dam allows such choices. Bring some extra coin and go out with a smile.

 

[Bloodhammer]

Those pants give a whole new context to Kwesi's thread about [DEL]where[/DEL] wear to put them.

What's A Dam? I tried looking it up and got nothing.

 

[Unrepresented]

This past June I experienced a medical emergency that required immediate surgery that I didn't expect to survive. I was clinically dead for several hours with my heart stopped and no measurable brain activity, and my body temperature purposely lowered to a controlled 55 F.

Anytime I see a temperature referenced in a post by you, I expect to see an accompanying graph. You have disappointed me.:|

 

[BawanaRik]

Those pants give a whole new context to Kwesi's thread about [DEL]where[/DEL] wear to put them.

What's A Dam? I tried looking it up and got nothing.

It's a local term for Amsterdam.

 

[BawanaRik]

Really? Suicide is considered the "ultimate form of self criticism". Would you want people to remember you that way?

Rather than a dependent old weak man. For Sure!

 

[Philonius]

It would involve these: [Invalid or Expired Link Removed]

If I ever start a Metal band (OK- not gonna' happen), I think I'll name it The Necropants.