I’m gonna live forever!!!

[tb-player]

 

[DirtDog]

Pat McGroin. Makes me laugh every time!

 

[tb-player]

As does his brother Holden.

 

[kjp360]

I showed this to my accountant. She said, "nice try."

 

[BassFishingInAmerica]

"After a 3-year study, purchasing a guitar adds years to your life."

Yeah ... at least 3.

 

[tb-player]

"After a 3-year study, purchasing a guitar adds years to your life."

Yeah ... at least 3.

Follow the science, man! Follow the science!

 

[perfektspace6]

I think Dr. McGroin is on to something. Sometimes you just need a reason to live. It's either something you enjoy and look forward to or purely based on spite.

 

[JeezyMcNuggles]

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Better start playing guitar

 

[tb-player]

Better start playing guitar

Nah… bass guitar counts. But I have my fair share of acoustic & electric guitars, just to be safe.

 

[Grinderman]

AI, again?

 

[roccobass]

So indulging in GAS extends your LIFE!







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[Leigh Semmens]

So indulging in GAS extends your LIFE!

No! Releasing the GAS extends your life! Make sure you Release GAS regularly. Like a new guitar (of any variety, the lower, the better) every six months , at least.

 

[themickster]

I'm going to live forever, too. So far so good.

 

[Slevage]

Better start playing guitar

I don't think the participant actually has to play the guitar, just purchase it.

 

[Lance Bunyon]

Article is missing the obvious.
"Be careful to rotate your stock wisely. Spouses who notice constant ebb and flow of bass inventory could suddenly shorten your life. Go into a new marriage with 20 empty bass cases, locked. Dr. pat M'Hiny, PhD ".

 

[Five or Six]

I think he's been kicked in the McGroin too much. That study probably didn't cost much and was well worth the time and money spent.

 

[jimmydean]

I believe Dr. Jack Mehoff of MIT came up with those same conclusions back in the 80's .

 

[lark_z]

I believe Dr. Jack Mehoff of MIT came up with those same conclusions back in the 80's .

Thank you for my first belly laugh of the day. Hopefully not the last.

 

[Five or Six]

I think Jack was Richard Cranium's cousin? Sorry, been a "long" night. Did someone say coffee?

 

[Smooth_bass88]

Guitar owners rejoice! Can't relate. I'm a bass PLAYER