"I deftly pluck these thick metal strands..."

I found this illustrated narrative amusing.

 

next large object................Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm , or just shorten it to NLO, we have the makings of a bonafide flash in the pan. These guys could be popular for as much as a month, maybe two or three.

One will date a starlet, the other two will disappear into obscurity, probably get many body tatoos or fall off a boat and drowned.........'wasnt he with?.... oh, whats that band again ?

 

That's a band name, right there.

 

Atmospheric rock?
Tang for backstage pass?
Far out space nut width?
Weight? Naw, just mass. Physics burn!
Sorry I'm late for soundcheck, worm holes, am I right? Never let the drummer fly the saucer.
You really can't dust for comet.
Gravity Sucks!

 

Best Space for metal?

 

OMG Really? A Jeff Beck and Space Combo and nothing? C'mon!