As the thread starter, I should perhaps apologize for how the original post was formulated. Didn't mean to troll, but I can see how it could be perceived as such. I did end up ordering the MXR M81 Bass preamp, which seems to cover my needs at a more sensible price.
I don't mind people buying the gear they like at the prices they can afford. I guess I just felt that some gear is overpriced for what it is, and maybe consumers should be more critical at times.
But to the guys who "researched" my previous posts on talkbass (just because they thought the premise of this particular thread was stupid), I say "Seriously consider getting a real life".