I don't like it...

[Number27]

it's def. a time/place/situation drink... i like it ok, there are better stouts though.

fosters I prefer

and i like bananas

 

[EricF]

Guinness. No sir. No like.

MakiSupaStar, you're fired!

Okay, let me quality my statement a bit...Guinness is not my favorite beer, and not one I'd drink every day, but I have an affection for its smooth creaminess and round, roasted taste. As a young man, I couldn't stand it, but as my palate for good beer developed, I came to appreciate the qualities of that wonderful dark Irish brew.

 

[jmattbassplaya]

fosters I prefer

Fosters. Australian for p***.

 

[Selta]

Guinness is my go-to beer. As long as it's on tap, it's probably what I'm drinking. If it's coming from a can... eeeeh...

 

[Jools4001]

Bottled or canned Guiness is just not right. Guiness on tap is pure nectar and I love it, especially in O'Donohues in Dublin the night before a 6 nations Rugby match.

 

[Joe Gress]

I can drink Guiness like water. The stuff goes down so smooth and creamy. Epic nom nom's as far as I'm concerned.

Then again I consider a good night of drinking to involve at least one IPA and a stout of some kind.

 

[Pacman]

Either way, its like drinking a loaf of bread. Tasty, but way too filling.

There's only 126 calories in a bottle of Guinness draught. By comparison, there's a 160 in a bottle of Sam Adams.

 

[ChiliPepper]

MakiSupaStar, you're fired!

+ 1 Blasphemy !!

 

[hrodbert696]

On tap only. Guinness is good for you!

 

[capnsandwich]

fosters I prefer

Now there's a beer I haven't had in years. That's all I used to drink 15 years ago. Just an oil can or 2, depending on what I was doing. I think Becks is the new Fosters for me now.

 

[Relic]

Guinness is great when I'm planning on having only one.
Any more than that & I feel like I'm bloated, retaining water and ready for my man-period.

 

[hover]

There's only 126 calories in a bottle of Guinness draught. By comparison, there's a 160 in a bottle of Sam Adams.

This. Oh, and Maki, when your testicles drop one day, you'll learn to enjoy good beer like this. Puts lead in yer pencil.

 

[jchrisk1]

I love Guinness on tap. Especially Irish Car Bomb fashion.Mmmmm...

 

[TallLankyBastyd]

20+ years of sobriety... The "drinking dreams" don't happen very often anymore but when I do have one... it usually always involves a glass of Guinness.

I once drank eight bottles of Guinness and then proceeded to beat the state darts champion in a game of darts. Yeah... it was "only" in the state of Montana but considering the state that I was in at the time... I was lucky to even be standing upright.

Just to be clear... I should state that I may have exceeded the allowed quota of "state" usage in one post. Sorry about that...

Oh yeah... Guinness from the tap was the greatest... Guinness in a bottle would always do in a pinch... thankfully... I never experienced Guinness via a can.

 

[WalterBush]

Guinness. No sir. No like.

This just proves you're an American. We brew better stouts

I spent years trying to make myself like the stuff. Then I tasted Sam Adams Oatmeal Stout, and a few micro-brewed stouts that proved to me, once again, that Americans know how to brew with the best of 'em.

 

[Holy War]

Alcohol is alcohol. Now quit whinning, shut up, and drink it.

 

[FL Knifemaker]

I like Guiness on tap but..........It makes me fart brown clouds.

 

[Relic]

Alcohol is alcohol. Now quit whinning, shut up, and drink it.

lol! Downright sig-worthy, that one is.

 

[Tegzsa]

From Roger's Profasnisaurus:

Irish alarm clock:

Ten pints of Guinness. From the fact that a night on the black stuff more often than not leads to horrific, involuntary bowel movements which cause one to wake up early the next morning. "I hope you don't sleep in tomorrow. You're piloting a Space Shuttle up to the International Space Station, remember." "Don't worry dear. I've set my Irish alarm clock."

 

[cheezewiz]

Guinness is nectar of the gods.