I had a date...YAY!

[unclejam]

Oooh, the great secrets of men. Sex and beer. And football. Or at this time of year, baseball.

Although why men like NASCAR IS a secret.

actually im not that much of a fan of sports so you still have somethings to learn about stereotypes by the way roses smell like boobooboo

 

[RWP]

That's OK, in defense we women possess the ability to turn any argument into All. Your. Fault.

It's an ability passed from mother to daughter.

Very sad but true.

 

[SundanceChile]

That's OK, in defense we women possess the ability to turn any argument into All. Your. Fault.

It's an ability passed from mother to daughter.

This explains why women turn into nice old ladies who bake cookies for their grandkids. They've lost that ability! I'm onto something here!

 

[disenchant]

This explains why women turn into nice old ladies who bake cookies for their grandkids. They've lost that ability! I'm onto something here!

Oooooh, you could be!

I want to be a cookie-baking old lady when I get old. With purple hair and a purse dog.

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Oooooh, you could be!

I want to be a cookie-baking old lady when I get old. With purple hair and a purse dog.

Man I really really really read that one wrong. I'll just let it stand at that...

 

[CTbass&birdsong]

Oooooh, you could be!

I want to be a cookie-baking old lady when I get old. With purple hair and a purse dog.

hopefully , with me massaging your back and feet !!!!

 

[disenchant]

hopefully , with me massaging your back and feet !!!!

EWWWW, you want to massage my 80-year-old feet?

Unless I turn out to be a GILF (Grandma....)

 

[unclejam]

ewwwwwwww gilf ewwwwww (barfing)

 

[CTbass&birdsong]

EWWWW, you want to massage my 80-year-old feet?

Unless I turn out to be a GILF (Grandma....)

You bet!! when you are a 80 year old GILF, I will only be a 1oo year old that loves GILF !!!! but with a great pair of hands that will bring a smile to your lips !!!!! check this out...Disinchant... Link Removed

 

[disenchant]

You bet!! when you are a 80 year old GILF, I will only be a 1oo year old that loves GILF !!!! but with a great pair of hands that will bring a smile to your lips !!!!! check this out...Disinchant... Link Removed

Before I click-is that a work-safe link? You're not going to try to sell me ringtones, are you?

 

[CTbass&birdsong]

Before I click-is that a work-safe link? You're not going to try to sell me ringtones, are you?

never,,,my bass page..that shows my character for massaging feet !!!!

 

[disenchant]

never,,,my bass page..that shows my character for massaging feet !!!!

You've had FOUR WIVES?

Dood, are you a celebrity? A 2-month marriage sounds like a celebrity marriage.

I see you have great feet-massaging character! AND some nice basses

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Eeeeewwwww - foot fetish people are just weirdos. I was down at the beach once checking out the surf and this dude came over and started talking to me. I had some dub reggae blaring in my car. He's all. "Man, diggin' the chill tunes." Thought it was weird. But not one to judge, I replied with a thank you and continued to contemplate whether or not I was going to paddle out.

Then the dude informed me that he was "tweaking" and has been "up" for 4 days straight. So again not one to judge. I came him some friendly advice. "Go home and get some sleep dude".

Then I noticed, typical of tweakers, that this dude kept wanting to talk to me. Getting a little nervous because his eyes keep glancing at my feet that are on my dash. Then he finally reveals that he has a foot fetish informs me that I have nice feet.

That's it. Start the car up and go home. Friggin' weirdo. What are we talking about again?

 

[SundanceChile]

You've had FOUR WIVES?

Dood, are you a celebrity? A 2-month marriage sounds like a celebrity marriage.

I see you have great feet-massaging character! AND some nice basses

Husband with benefits me thinks. What kind of woman wouldn't want to be surrounded by beautiful basses just aching to be played day and night?

 

[CTbass&birdsong]

You've had FOUR WIVES?

Dood, are you a celebrity? A 2-month marriage sounds like a celebrity marriage.

I see you have great feet-massaging character! AND some nice basses

I still keep in contact with all of them !!! also concerning feet..you massage the feet...then ankles....then calves.....then knees....then thighs.....and so on...I think thats great !!! and relaxing!!!!........

 

[funkometer]

creepy.......

 

[MakiSupaStar]

creepy.......

+1. This thread has a taken a turn into a direction I wasn't expecting.

 

[CTbass&birdsong]

Its called enjoying life.........in a tubfull of Jello !!!!

 

[soulgeezer]

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Its called enjoying life.........in a tubfull of Jello !!!!

Or pork and beans.