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No! Beans in Chili make you Fart. Pretty women in Jazz shouldn't do that.
But I just did!
Oh, wait, I had chili last night...

...rookies.
Which one? Simple: all of 'em. Same time.
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But I just did!
Oh, wait, I had chili last night...
Din't your Mama teach you to share?
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fire back Manana, I'm having Bean and Rice Burritos shortly.
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(Gard makes note to go to Army-Navy Surplus Store this afternoon to purchase gas mask)
...rookies.
Which one? Simple: all of 'em. Same time.
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Too wise, Gard, too wise. Reminds me of a good funny.
The young bull says to the old bull, "let's run down the hill and bleep the prettiest cow!".
The old bull says "let's walk down the hill and bleep 'em all."
It's much funnier when you substitute the f-bomb...
Todd - I'd go with #2. Lovely lass!
Oh, wait, we're not picking ladies like we do bass tops?
Feh - I'm just trying to rationalize a sunburst P-bass purchase![]()
Sigh - will be here next week

Sigh - will be here next week