I just got sucker'd

[Naveed Afzal]

Convo went like this...

What do you want to do tonight?
(the approach)

me: doesnt matter
(the critical mistake that seals my fate)

oh, so you dont have any ideas
(i had ideas, but she recently complained i make all the decisions)

me: im up for anything, we'll do anything
(me being the understanding uncontrolling man)

anything...?
(her raising her head to show her fangs)

me: (hesitant) yeaah.....
(scared sh*tless)

Ball Room Dancing
(the attack)

me: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(the pain)

i just got owned... for a brief moment my manbrain told me to take back the offer of 'anything'... ball room dancing never entered my mind. i figured she'd prob say she wanted me to sit home and knit, or paint, or do some of arts and crafts things thats shes always doing... i hate them, but its time with her.

Ball Room Dancing blah... but i geuss i make the lady happy tonight... pray for me.

 

[guy n. cognito]

You'd better get some noogie tonight..........

 

[excane]

Man, your girl and my girl should talk. I can't begin to tell you how many things like that I've walked into. Just like a helpless animal in the woods and before I know it, I'm snagged. I feel your pain. My girlfriend actually used to take ballroom dancing lessons.

And yes, I think a lil boot knockin might help ease that pain.

 

[SBassman]

You'd better get some noogie tonight..........

That was my initial thought exactly.

It's ok for her to drag you through ballroom dancing, if that's what she wants, but you better get some Good horizontal mambo afterwards.

 

[SBassman]

You'd better get some noogie tonight..........

Did you mean nookie or noogie?

In my corner of the world, it's nookie. Is there also
a noogie with the same meaning?

Actually, in my corner of the world, a noogie is what Moe used to do to the rest of the Stooges.
[nyuk nyuk]

 

[AxtoOx]

Did you mean nookie or noogie?

In my corner of the world, it's nookie. Is there also
a noogie with the same meaning?

Actually, in my corner of the world, a noogie is what Moe used to do to the rest of the Stooges.
[nyuk nyuk]

My thought exactly, if he got noogie, he was really screwed ( no pun intended ).

There are some advantages to being single.

 

[AuG]

I almost was sucker'd into Salsa dancing one time.

There definitely are advantages to being single.

 

[DigMe]

At that point you should have pulled out the "Wait you didn't let me finish...I was going to say 'Anything but ballroom dancing.'"

bc

 

[SBassman]

There definitely are advantages to being single.

Just remember that if salsa or ballroom dancing is simply the spousal unit's foreplay, then it's really better Not being single.

 

[AuG]

Just remember that if salsa or ballroom dancing is simply the spousal unit's foreplay, then it's really better Not being single.

I hear ya, I just like having a full wallet.

 

[beaglesandbass]

you make her happy tonight

she makes you happy later tonight

 

[kserg]

Don't screw up and later you'll be showing her is O face... You know... Ooooo Ooo OOO OOooo OOO O O O O O OOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo ooo

 

[RWP]

See the good thing about your situation is she lets you know what will make her happy. Not all wives are like that. Some expect you to read minds.....

 

[DigMe]

Don't screw up and later you'll be showing her is O face... You know... Ooooo Ooo OOO OOooo OOO O O O O O OOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo ooo

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bc

 

[markjazzbassist]

ballroom dancing is a good skill to have. have fun.

 

[Poop-Loops]

It's too late now. You might as well enjoy it. If it looks like you're making a fool of yourself, go all out. It's better to look like a jerk than a fool.

Right? Right?

 

[Chunk-O-Funk]

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[Mark Wilson]

My girlfriend is Spanish. I can see me ending up at salsa dancing lessons or something.

Anyway, haven't you EVER seen ballroom dancing on TV? have you SEEN how high their skirts go!?

-mark

 

[Don't_Fret]

Aren't men supposed to take the initiative?

(Don't hurt me.)

 

[tplyons]

Dude, go for it. If you're anything like the rest of us, we can't dance unless we have a bass in your hands. Going where no bass player has willingly gone before...