ROFLMAO. I think a fair percentage of men have all been there too mate
I was scared. the whole 'junk' region hurt, when I sat down it hurt. When she would uh.....Go Fedex and handle the packages it would be painful..I thought it was aids.
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I need advice...this is embarrassing
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I was scared. the whole 'junk' region hurt, when I sat down it hurt. When she would uh.....Go Fedex and handle the packages it would be painful..I thought it was aids.
er, is she very sexually aggressive or more experienced than you? I read an article about 6 months ago where more and more kids were complaining about the little guy not complying... most studies concluded that it had a lot to do with the new trend in young females aggressive sexuality...
Oh to be 19 again...
Relax man... own that s**t!!!
Oh to be 19 again...
Relax man... own that s**t!!!
er, is she very sexually aggressive or more experienced than you? I read an article about 6 months ago where more and more kids were complaining about the little guy not complying... most studies concluded that it had a lot to do with the new trend in young females aggressive sexuality...
Oh to be 19 again...
Relax man... own that s**t!!!
gotta love sexually aggressive young females. Mmmmmm. Good times I've had. Goooood times indeed.
As someone who has studied at the "kinsey institute" at Indiana university in Bloomington. I know the above is not true. Not at all. You do not have a limited number of erections.
With my limited knowledge as a sex studies minor in school I ask the following.
Can you get it up for porn or alone?
If you can then its something with the relationship...
i.e. you are not attracted, guild, stress, nervousness.
If you just can't get and erection see a doctor. Could be diet, alcohol(major factor in large doses, not so much in small ones).
So, biggest question..
can you get it up with others or alone? If so its the relationship.
Hey look, I'm only 18 and I suffer from chronic Whiskey D*ck when I'm drunk, happens to the best of us!
Yeah, Whiskey "Richard" is a miserable experience. Hopefully it only happens she's got a "Whiskey Won't-Remember-Last-Night-Anyway."
If you start thinking about the Melty Man, then he will most certainly appear.
My advice:
If she is ugly, or if you are nervous- turn out the lights, think about how you would like to **** her, and stick it in the first hole you reach. She will have plenty.
My advice:
If she is ugly, or if you are nervous- turn out the lights, think about how you would like to **** her, and stick it in the first hole you reach. She will have plenty.
do you guys usually just try to jump in it? or is there a little bit of fooling around and touchy feeling going on before hand?
my gf and i hardly have time to get together intimitly *sigh* so we try to get together in the bathrooms of our friends we have to visit, or in back alleys and stuff...
but anyway... the last time we got together, we were in our friends bathroom, and we didnt have much time, so we both stripped down and started making out, and i notice that my friend was sleeping... @_@ turns out he didnt go up until after i oraly pleasured her and we were getting dressed again... seeing her standing in front of me in just her jeans and a bra turned me on so much... but unfortunately for me, we were out of time and had to run *sigh*
so yea... just have her walk around in per panties acting normally... not even doing anything sexual. see what happens
my gf and i hardly have time to get together intimitly *sigh* so we try to get together in the bathrooms of our friends we have to visit, or in back alleys and stuff...
but anyway... the last time we got together, we were in our friends bathroom, and we didnt have much time, so we both stripped down and started making out, and i notice that my friend was sleeping... @_@ turns out he didnt go up until after i oraly pleasured her and we were getting dressed again... seeing her standing in front of me in just her jeans and a bra turned me on so much... but unfortunately for me, we were out of time and had to run *sigh*
so yea... just have her walk around in per panties acting normally... not even doing anything sexual. see what happens
I suggest that you try some positive and negative reinforcements.
The Positive: When you know that you'll soon be intimate with her, just keep telling yourself over and over and over just how important your erection is to her pleasure and how happy she'll be if you can just get it up. You need to impress upon yourself the absolute critical nature of being able to perform upon demand.
The Negative: If you find that you can't get it up right away at the critical moment, tell yourself how much of a failure you are and remind yourself that it will only get worse as you get older. Then hit yourself in the head with a brick. Repeat every two minutes until you achieve success. Or pass out.
Let us know how well this works.
The Positive: When you know that you'll soon be intimate with her, just keep telling yourself over and over and over just how important your erection is to her pleasure and how happy she'll be if you can just get it up. You need to impress upon yourself the absolute critical nature of being able to perform upon demand.
The Negative: If you find that you can't get it up right away at the critical moment, tell yourself how much of a failure you are and remind yourself that it will only get worse as you get older. Then hit yourself in the head with a brick. Repeat every two minutes until you achieve success. Or pass out.
Let us know how well this works.
Hey man, you are bassist, use your fingers! Seeing her face expressions will surely turn you on, and if that doesnt help...oh well.
lol yea! the only thing i wanted from my ex was to shut up, so, i fingered her and she got the salami, we were both pretty happy with the turnout!
I suggest that you try some positive and negative reinforcements.
The Positive: When you know that you'll soon be intimate with her, just keep telling yourself over and over and over just how important your erection is to her pleasure and how happy she'll be if you can just get it up. You need to impress upon yourself the absolute critical nature of being able to perform upon demand.
The Negative: If you find that you can't get it up right away at the critical moment, tell yourself how much of a failure you are and remind yourself that it will only get worse as you get older. Then hit yourself in the head with a brick. Repeat every two minutes until you achieve success. Or pass out.
Let us know how well this works.
I hope your kidding,
