I need advice...this is embarrassing

[ARollingStone]

Okay... I've got a little bit of a situation on my hands. It's pretty embarrassing and I don't know if I should even be posting this here but I really need some advice.

I'll make this short and sweet.

I'm 19, just got a new girlfriend and I can't "get it up."

This isn't supposed to happen at 19! It's not that I'm nervous or anything like that. I have been drinking a lot of alcohol recently, but it happens when I'm sober as well.

I'm sorry if this thread is inappropriate but I'm desperate for advice! This situation is taking a toll on my ego....

How do I fix it?

 

[vene-nemesis]

Was it "geting up" before?

 

[ARollingStone]

Yeah, it was.

 

[Baryonyx]

Suggest you try it "round the back".

 

[vene-nemesis]

hmmm tell her to give you oral pleasure first, if that doesnt work:

-You might be sunddenly gay, thres nothing wrong with that.
-You might actually have a non sexy GF.
-You have an erectile disfunction and should go to the doctor.


BTW ive heard cases of blowing coke and not getting it up.

 

[Baryonyx]

Speak to pele about it.

 

[vene-nemesis]

LOL i hope pele wont make it get up for him!

 

[Thor]

Alcohol is the worst thing for that situation. Lay off for a while,
especially when you want to be intimate.

Nervousness does factor in very quickly into the equation.
Take time to get comfortable.

Keep in mind, this ain't a race where the first one over the
finish line wins. Prepare yourselves adequately and
thoughtfully with, yes, Foreplay! Novel Idea!

If none of that helps, see a physician. Asking this
crew about is pointless, none of them hardly ever get any action.
Especially the married guys.

 

[Baryonyx]

LOL i hope pele wont make it get up for him!

If he does, well, it might be time for a change of scene! (nothing wrong with that!)

 

[Vince S.]

8 posts and Maki hasn't arrived yet. Amazing.

 

[vene-nemesis]

It funny when we have to say "nothing wrong with that" like if as heterosexuals we would think of homosexual relations a peyorative of a relationship...

 

[TallLankyBastyd]

I'd suggest you book a segment on this deepsheet's show ASAP!!

 

[Baryonyx]

I'd suggest you book a segment on this deepsheet's show ASAP!!

That looks great.

 

[Pilgrim]

Lay off the booze for a week or two, and spend some time getting to know the young lady better. I think it will resolve itself.

 

[MakiSupaStar]

If six were a nine.

 

[vene-nemesis]

If six were a nine.

Im afraid that aint funny.

 

[Mark Wilson]

If six were a nine.

96?!!??!

I don't wanna lie on her back. that's boring.

 

[slugworth]

Hmmmmm...Sounds like plain old stage fright..Happens once in a while..

 

[Neener]

I'm sure if you bought her a diamond necklace or bracelet or whatever, she'd be all over you. So the mirror of this would be to have her buy you a new bass. Even if it doesn't work, you still win!

 

[Valerus]

Viagra?