I once met a guy who...

[nickrs540]

Im gonna play a private party with my band later this month at an airplane hanger owned by the glasscock family.

There are also qutie a few great names that pass through my office: Suite Poon, The Mocock sisters, Richard Dick, Ima Drinkwine. We got quite a good laugh at Suite Poon.

 

[bassinzombie]

There was a dude a few years above me in school named Ben Dover. He got the absolute death about it!

 

[irishryno]

Two brothers being yelled for by their classy mum at Sears in south Alabama. Zaquari and...<insert drumroll>Daquari. Don't correct the spelling. I had to asker how she spelled it. Also met a young lady named...Glade. As in air freshener.

 

[Govier966]

i really like the way this thread is going!

 

[Hot Rats]

hated Tom Cruise. He was convinced Tom secretly snuck into auditions and took the roles away from him.

 

[Georynn]

Dixie Normous

or Dixie Wrecked

 

[Admpres]

Imania Bieter (Imanya Beeter)
An old vocalist and "Lady Friend" of mine.

North Parker
An old guitard I've done a few shows with

Jarad Jank
A "rapper" friend that I did some production work with.

Scott Noffrends
(Totally legit)
Played football with the kid. He was one tough SOB.

 

[Gottaplaybass]

My transmission guy was Rusty Blaydes.

 

[richtea]

Real ones, a friend&#8217;s brother ,Wayne King, a women on my school paper round Patricia Mycock (pat). Two brothers my dad went to school with, Morris and ford Vann. Brit comedian Jasper Carrot named his daughter Henrietta..

 

[carlthegroover]

A friend of mine used to work in a hospital in Terre Haute, and she said the names people came up with for their newborn infants were utterly mind-boggling. Honest to Bob, she had to talk one woman out of naming her kid "Chlamydia."

Yo, what are you talking about, bra? Original names are kewl! Ye know, when I get my first dude baby, I will name him "Master Chief". How kewl's dat, yo!

 

[theundecidedone]

Yo, what are you talking about, bra? Original names are kewl! Ye know, when I get my first dude baby, I will name him "Master Chief". How kewl's dat, yo!

.... not so cool when HALO eventually is outdated

 

[bassistjoe93]

A mechanic in my town is named Charlie Whacker. Can't imagine highschool was too fun for him!

 

[Mugre]

. Now say it with me... Chris Peacock...

Do you like fish sticks?

M*

 

[Admpres]

A mechanic in my town is named Charlie Whacker. Can't imagine highschool was too fun for him!

I actually know an Andrew Wacker. Heheh.

 

[cnltb]

...pulled the first fret off his bass because "it sounds the same as the second one."

If the first one was a zero fret, I can't see the problem...and the OP is not stating that it wasn't.

No , I have not read the complete thread.

 

[busmandan]

We have a local Urologist named Dr. Johnson...makes me laugh every time I walk by his office.

I wonder if he knows local dentist Russell Stover.

 

[busmandan]

Two brothers being yelled for by their classy mum at Sears in south Alabama. Zaquari and...<insert drumroll>Daquari. Don't correct the spelling. I had to asker how she spelled it. Also met a young lady named...Glade. As in air freshener.

My son went to school and played football with a kid named Rashawn. His little brother was named Sharone.

 

[BagelBruin]

Haha this is an awesome idea!

Reminds me of that time I convinced an idiot guitarist there was such a thing as a H chord.

It's the best chord for metal.

 

[carlthegroover]

.... not so cool when HALO eventually is outdated

Man, no way Halo will ever become outdated... errr... OK, I admit, I don't even play Halo...

Hmmm... some timeless name... How about "Link"?

 

[Audiophage]

Frets make sounds?