I will never own a .....................................

[LeSonyr]

I will never own a car.

 

[Tom Bomb]

Never wilt one own a proclamation, peculiar or fervently ascribed, or of an anachronistic or antiquated syntactic character. I lie not.
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[turf3]

At this point in the arc of my life and finances, alas, I believe I will never own an E type Jaguar. Sigh.

 

[Tom Bomb]

… stolen base. But, having arrived, I'll call it home.​

 

[Tom Bomb]

I will never hoon, nah. Not likely. Unless I'm wearing the Batman onesie and I've had a few too many.
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[StereoPlayer]

I will never date a nun.

 

[The Owl]

An orgone accumulator

 

[MrLenny1]

Porsche 911.
another Jeep Wrangler.

 

[Tom Bomb]

i'll never ono yoko.
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[S-Bigbottom]

A shaved ca... well... maybe.

 

[Tom Bomb]

I will never Una Paloma Blanca.
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[S-Bigbottom]

They are pretty cute.

 

[Tom Bomb]

I'll not be defaced for the sake of a riddle.

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[sleddogn]

A Fart, the dog always did it...

 

[PillO]

I will never Una Paloma Blanca.
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Will you Finnish it?

 

[Tom Bomb]

I'll let someone elk.

Will you Finnish it?

 

[bass12]

They are pretty cute.

Horrible and hilarious, all at once.

 

[Tom Bomb]

I Winona's Big Brown Beaver. Tommy the Cat's got some potential though.​

 

[S-Bigbottom]

Seems, whenever I say I will not do or own something it ends up happening or getting.

 

[5StringBlues]

Seems, whenever I say I will not do or own something it ends up happening or getting.

We all know you bought that Chumbawumba CD on purpose.