I will never own a .....................................

[roller]

Kneel down ye sinners to streetwise religion... greed's been crowned the new king!

The Dirt = awful movie, fantastic book.

Or any Motley Crue media, be it record, 8 track, cassette tape, cd, minidisc, or MP3.

 

[DirtDog]

....my mistakes. ;-)

 

[two fingers]

Prius. Apparently, they make you drive like a senile old granny!!!!

 

[tubedude]

Almond "milk"
Prius
Facebook account
Circuit board amp
Jessica Biel (unfortunately)

 

[PillO]

Jessica Biel (unfortunately)

Yeah... 13th amendment and all...

 

[tubedude]

Yeah... 13th amendment and all...

Well, own her heart anyway. (Not in a Dahmer way)

 

[ajkula66]

Another pet
A pre-ripped pair of jeans
Crocs
An artificially aged (relic'd) instrument

 

[Winslow]

At this point, I can fairly confidently say I'll never own a 5-string bass. Nothing against them per se, just personal preference, and an awareness of what works for me.

 

[D M C]

Prius. Apparently, they make you drive like a senile old granny!!!!

You win today’s trifecta, managing to disrespect Toyota, the mentally infirm and Nanas in one succinct post.

 

[Hot Rats]

I will never own a.............
Jollibee franchise.

 

[bholder]

I will never own a thermonuclear turd wurgler.

 

[Tom Bomb]

… another Brooklyn Bridge. Never.​

 

[5StringBlues]

disco cathead

 

[bholder]

disco cathead

This is the Win the Internet for today. Thank You.

 

[bholder]

… another Brooklyn Bridge. Never.​

Yeah way too many strings to tune and lousy playing ergonomics. Nice low notes, though.

 

[Tom Bomb]

Bridge too far. Same deal.​

 

[cdef]

An Apple device of any kind. That "corporate culture" just turns me right off.

 

[TOOL460002]

Human slave. Never again.

 

[Mike JV]

Another wedding ring. Never again.

 

[Tom Bomb]

… 'nother One Bites the Dust. 'Roombaya.'
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