I will never own a .....................................

[Tom Bomb]

… barrel organ,​

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Actually, shame on me, that's a fib. I have one of these, plays Imagine.​

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[LBS-bass]

Camel.
Rolls Royce (I'm a Bentley kinda gal).
Original painting by any of the Dutch Masters

 

[Tom Bomb]

I will never own the Guns of Never Own.
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[Winslow]

Actually, shame on me, that's a fib. I have one of these, plays Imagine.

I've got one that plays "If I Only Had a Brain."

 

[Tom Bomb]

Pics or no brain

I've got one that plays "If I Only Had a Brain."

 

[Winslow]

Pics or no brain

One pic, brain still questionable.

 

[Tom Bomb]

How cool is that! ^


I may be a barrel rider but I'll never own an Arkenstone.
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[S-Bigbottom]

Silver bodysuit

I am STILL awaiting the silver bodysuit to be the fashion for all.

Should have happened by now. Them movies lied to us.

 

[Tom Bomb]

 

[LBS-bass]

I am STILL awaiting the silver bodysuit to be the fashion for all.

Should have happened by now. Them movies lied to us.

I briefly played in a band with a guy who was in a band where they all wore silver bodysuits. It's part of my LA People Disaster series. You can find it on DVD (not really).

Seriously, this guy was from LA (as are many of my personal disasters) and was in this weird band who had limited success(?) in the 80's with some futuristic schtick. Very weird. Good guitar player but needed his Marshall stack "FOR TOAN" and was way too loud.

 

[5StringBlues]

I am STILL awaiting the silver bodysuit to be the fashion for all.

Should have happened by now. Them movies lied to us.

You'd just spill chili on it while eating in bed.

 

[LBS-bass]

You'd just spill chili on it while eating in bed.

Reminds me of David Bowie's last video where he goes into the armoire and changes into a jumpsuit from his youth after realizing his time is limited, but that young person is still in there with more to write about.

 

[Tom Bomb]

I will never hone an oyster knife.
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[pie_man_25]

I will never own a mistake.

Whatever it is, it was either the right choice or it's somebody else's fault.

 

[the harp unstrung]

 

[Lo-E]

Fish hatchery
Aardvark
Blimpie franchise
Rolls Royce
The rights to The Beatles catalog

 

[Grinderman]

planet

 

[Bunk McNulty]

“Smart” anything.

Smart Home Company Insteon Shut Down—and Left Customers in the Dark

 

[hbarcat]

I've owned electric basses, electric and acoustic guitars, electronic drum sets, a steelpan drum, flutes, saxophones, electronic keyboards, a vintage Hammond organ, a violin, a zither, a gong, a set of harmonicas, a digeredoo, and various other musical instruments.

But even if someone offered to give me one for free, I will never own a banjo or an accordion.

Or bagpipes.



Although If I had the space to keep it, I'd like to own a steam calliope.

 

[Tom Bomb]

… hangnail on a phantom limb.​